Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're such a loser, I'm surprised your mom didn't throw you out with the trash.

Eat this! You're like a dog that can't even catch a treat.

Eat this! I could beat you in a foot race with my grandma.

Eat this! You're so bad, you're like a broken toaster.

2

When you shoot the ball so hard, it hits their face like a slap from a brick wall.

He made a shot so strong, it knocked her out cold.

She got hit in the face with a basketball like it was a punch.

He shot the ball so hard, it looked like it was going to break her nose.

3

A person who gives you the best head you've ever had. You'd probably fall asleep if they didn't stop.

Eat this! I could give you the best head you've ever had.

Eat this! You'd probably fall asleep if I didn't stop.

Eat this! I'm like a head-giving machine.

4

You're so hungry you're asking where the food is like it's a missing person.

Eat this! Where the heck is the food? I'm starving!

Eat this! I've been waiting for this food like it's my best friend.

Eat this! I'm looking for the food like it ran away from me.

5

You're so good, you could eat a whole pizza and still have room for dessert.

Eat this! You're like a pizza-eating monster.

Eat this! You could eat my whole dinner and still want more.

Eat this! You're so good, you could eat my face.

6

You're stuck with no way out, like a fish in a bowl with no way to escape.

Eat this! You're stuck like a fish in a bowl.

Eat this! You're trapped like a prisoner in a cell.

Eat this! You're like a bug stuck in a jar.

7

You're so bad, you could make a whole meal out of your failures.

Eat this! You're so bad, you could feed a whole family with your mistakes.

Eat this! Your failures are like a five-course dinner.

Eat this! You're like a restaurant that only serves bad food.