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Chewsday? I was eating unda sheet and my buddy was like, 'You're gonna pass out!'

I tried eating unda sheet and my tongue got stuck in my throat. I looked like a confused snake.

My cousin said he ate unda sheet so hard, his dog started licking his face.

My brother said he ate unda sheet and his mom came in and yelled, 'What's that noise?'

I ate unda sheet so fast, my face turned red like a tomato that got stepped on.

My friend said he ate unda sheet and now he can't stop burping.

My neighbor said he ate unda sheet and his dog was licking his face like it was a treat.

I ate unda sheet and my tongue felt like it was on fire.

My cousin ate unda sheet and his face turned blue. He looked like a fish.

My friend ate unda sheet and his face looked like a tomato that was squeezed.

I tried eating unda sheet and my tongue got stuck. It was like a tongue wrestling match.

My dad said he ate unda sheet and now he can't stop coughing.

My brother ate unda sheet and his face turned red like a pepper that got hit by a truck.

I ate unda sheet and my tongue was so tired, it fell out.

My cousin said he ate unda sheet and now his dog licks his face like it's a snack.

I ate unda sheet and my face turned purple. It looked like a grape that got stepped on.

My friend said he ate unda sheet and his tongue got stuck in his throat like a spider in a web.

I tried eating unda sheet and my face looked like a tomato that got hit by a truck.

I tried to text my mom, eat my cereal, and throw my shoes at the wall. Now my phone is broken, my cereal is on the floor, and my mom is yelling at me.

During my presentation, I tried to speak, chew my gum, and laugh at my own jokes. The whole class was confused and my teacher facepalmed.

I was cooking, texting my friend, and trying to dance. Now my food is burnt, my friend is confused, and I look like a madman.

I tried to answer my phone, eat my burger, and text my crush. Now my burger is on my shirt, my phone is wet, and my crush is confused.

I was trying to finish my homework, play a video game, and talk to my sister. Now my homework is wrong, I lost the game, and my sister is mad.

I tried to do my hair, drink my coffee, and talk to my friend. Now my hair looks like a raccoon, my coffee is spilled, and my friend is laughing at me.

I tried to text my friend, eat my pizza, and run. Now my phone is broken, my pizza is on the floor, and I’m out of breath.

During my test, I tried to answer questions, chew my pencil, and whisper to my friend. Now my test is wrong, my pencil is broken, and my friend is getting in trouble.

I tried to cook, text my dad, and sing. Now my food is burnt, my dad is confused, and I sound like a bird.

I tried to text my mom, eat my breakfast, and argue with my brother. Now my mom is mad, my breakfast is gone, and my brother is laughing at me.

During my meeting, I tried to speak, drink my coffee, and check my phone. Now my coffee is spilled, my phone is broken, and my boss is annoyed.

I tried to do my hair, eat my chips, and talk to my friend. Now my hair looks like a mess, my chips are on the floor, and my friend is confused.

I tried to text my friend, eat my sandwich, and run. Now my phone is broken, my sandwich is on the floor, and I’m out of breath.

During my class, I tried to speak, chew my gum, and laugh at my own jokes. Now my class is confused, my gum is broken, and I look like a fool.

I tried to cook, text my mom, and sing. Now my food is burnt, my mom is confused, and I sound like a bird.

My mom made me eat a whole bag of tortilla chips like that and I still remember it

That guy in math class tried to kill me with a tortilla chip

I had to eat a chip vertically during lunch and it felt like my soul was being ripped out

My brother made me eat a chip vertically and laughed the whole time

My teacher did that to me because I drew a mustache on her face

My friend ate a chip vertically to get back at me for stealing his snack

I ate a tortilla chip vertically in front of the whole school

I tried to be cool and ended up eating a chip vertically

My crush saw me eating a chip vertically and now I’m forever ashamed

My dad forced me to eat a chip vertically and I cried like a baby

I got tortured with a chip vertically during my birthday

My friend made me eat a chip vertically because he was mad I beat him at video games

My sister made me eat a chip vertically and called me a loser

I had to eat a chip vertically in front of my crush and it was the worst

My teacher made me eat a chip vertically for being late to class

I ate a chip vertically and it felt like my mouth was on fire

I became a snack monster and had to eat a chip vertically

My friend called me a snack monster and made me eat a chip vertically

My boss said I'd eat his heart out if he didn't finish that report. He finished it in 10 minutes.

My cousin eats their hearts every time she walks into school. Everyone respects her now.

I told my mom I'd eat her heart out if she didn't stop nagging me. She shut up for a week.

I said I'm better than LeBron. My friends laughed, but I still said it.

My brother told me he was better than Einstein. I didn't believe him.

I posted on Twitter I'm better than Taylor Swift. She replied with a middle finger.

My friend said 'eat your heart out' after I stole his lunch. He cried.

My ex said 'eat your heart out' when I broke up with her. It was the best part of the breakup.

I told my dog 'eat your heart out' when he ate my homework. He looked guilty.