Eat two birds and a stone
Trying to do too much at once and making everything worse, like you’re a mess and you’re proud of it.
I tried to answer my phone, eat my burger, and text my crush. Now my burger is on my shirt, my phone is wet, and my crush is confused.
I was trying to finish my homework, play a video game, and talk to my sister. Now my homework is wrong, I lost the game, and my sister is mad.
I tried to do my hair, drink my coffee, and talk to my friend. Now my hair looks like a raccoon, my coffee is spilled, and my friend is laughing at me.