Eat two birds and a stone

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When you try to do three things at once and mess them all up so bad it’s like you threw a temper tantrum in a hurricane.

I tried to text my mom, eat my cereal, and throw my shoes at the wall. Now my phone is broken, my cereal is on the floor, and my mom is yelling at me.

During my presentation, I tried to speak, chew my gum, and laugh at my own jokes. The whole class was confused and my teacher facepalmed.

I was cooking, texting my friend, and trying to dance. Now my food is burnt, my friend is confused, and I look like a madman.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Trying to do too much at once and making everything worse, like you’re a mess and you’re proud of it.

I tried to answer my phone, eat my burger, and text my crush. Now my burger is on my shirt, my phone is wet, and my crush is confused.

I was trying to finish my homework, play a video game, and talk to my sister. Now my homework is wrong, I lost the game, and my sister is mad.

I tried to do my hair, drink my coffee, and talk to my friend. Now my hair looks like a raccoon, my coffee is spilled, and my friend is laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Doing three things at once and messing them all up so bad you wish you were dead.

I tried to text my friend, eat my pizza, and run. Now my phone is broken, my pizza is on the floor, and I’m out of breath.

During my test, I tried to answer questions, chew my pencil, and whisper to my friend. Now my test is wrong, my pencil is broken, and my friend is getting in trouble.

I tried to cook, text my dad, and sing. Now my food is burnt, my dad is confused, and I sound like a bird.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Trying to do too much and failing so hard it’s like you lost a bet with the devil.

I tried to text my mom, eat my breakfast, and argue with my brother. Now my mom is mad, my breakfast is gone, and my brother is laughing at me.

During my meeting, I tried to speak, drink my coffee, and check my phone. Now my coffee is spilled, my phone is broken, and my boss is annoyed.

I tried to do my hair, eat my chips, and talk to my friend. Now my hair looks like a mess, my chips are on the floor, and my friend is confused.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Doing three things at once and messing them all up like you have no brain and you’re proud of it.

I tried to text my friend, eat my sandwich, and run. Now my phone is broken, my sandwich is on the floor, and I’m out of breath.

During my class, I tried to speak, chew my gum, and laugh at my own jokes. Now my class is confused, my gum is broken, and I look like a fool.

I tried to cook, text my mom, and sing. Now my food is burnt, my mom is confused, and I sound like a bird.

by Slangipedia 14d ago