Eat two birds and a stone
Doing three things at once and messing them all up so bad you wish you were dead.
I tried to text my friend, eat my pizza, and run. Now my phone is broken, my pizza is on the floor, and I’m out of breath.
During my test, I tried to answer questions, chew my pencil, and whisper to my friend. Now my test is wrong, my pencil is broken, and my friend is getting in trouble.
I tried to cook, text my dad, and sing. Now my food is burnt, my dad is confused, and I sound like a bird.