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Eat your cereal

The only thing that can fix your brain when you’re too lazy to scroll and too dumb to be subscribed

I tried to read his stuff but it was like watching paint dry

My brain died when I saw his tweet about cereal

He’s not subscribed and I’m gonna eat his cereal for breakfast

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your cereal

The only thing that can save you from the horror of not being in the know

I didn’t know who he was and now I’m eating my cereal in shame

He’s not subscribed and it’s like he doesn’t exist

I got roasted for not knowing who he was and now I’m eating cereal like it’s a punishment

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your cereal

The only thing that can make you feel smart when you’re not

I ate my cereal and suddenly I knew everything

I told my mom I was smart because I ate my cereal

I got a gold star for eating my cereal and pretending I knew who he was

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your beard

Make someone do something they hate while you laugh at them like they're a joke

My cousin ate my beard when he forced me to wear a glitter beard at his birthday party.

She ate my beard by making me dance in a chicken suit in front of the whole school.

He ate my beard when he made me sing karaoke with a fake mustache on.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your beard

Push someone to do something stupid because you're too lazy to do it yourself

My brother ate my beard by making me eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My mom ate my beard when she forced me to wear her old wig to the grocery store.

My teacher ate my beard by making me shout my lunch order to the entire class.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your beard

Make someone look like a fool in front of everyone because you're a bully

My friend ate my beard when he made me wear a fake beard and scream at the bus driver.

My dad ate my beard by making me run around the block wearing a clown hat.

My neighbor ate my beard when she made me sing the alphabet backwards in front of her kids.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your beard

Make someone do something embarrassing just to make yourself feel better

My sister ate my beard by making me wear her old pajamas to the mall.

My mom ate my beard when she made me do a magic trick in front of my class.

My boss ate my beard by making me eat a spoonful of pickles during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your beard

Make someone do something so ridiculous that they probably will never recover

My brother ate my beard when he made me wear a chicken costume and scream at the park.

My friend ate my beard by making me jump on a trampoline wearing socks and a hat.

My uncle ate my beard when he made me eat a whole cake in one bite.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your babies

When a woman gobbles up cum after a blowjob, she's basically crunching your future kids. And that's not just gross, that's a crime against humanity!

She ate my cum like it was a bag of chips. I'm gonna have a bunch of ugly kids.

After the blow job, she swallowed my cum. I'm gonna have to babysit my own grandkids.

She took a sip of my cum and said 'Mmm, this tastes like regret.'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat your babies

Saying 'eat your babies' is just a fancy way of telling someone you're gonna murder them. Slowly. With a smile.

He told me to eat my babies. I thought he meant cookies. He meant my life.

She said 'eat your babies' and I knew I was dead meat.

My boss said 'eat your babies' and I went to the break room with a chainsaw.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

So cool it makes your brain shut up and your mouth drop open like a fish out of water.

Just saw them live and my face looked like a sad clown.

My friend’s dog started barking at them like they were aliens.

I almost peed my pants during the encore.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

The misspelled version of Jimmy Eat World that makes Kimmy look like a loser who thinks being cool is just wearing sunglasses inside.

My teacher spelled it wrong on the board and I laughed so hard I choked on my lunch.

I tried to spell it Kimmy and got called a failure.

My little brother spelled it Kimmy and cried.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

A band from Arizona that rocks so hard they should get a medal for being awesome and not getting distracted by fame.

They sang The Middle and my friend cried like a baby.

They did a concert and my mom said it was better than her job.

They played Sweetness and my dog started dancing.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

A band that writes songs so good you’ll wish you were them instead of just listening to them.

They played Clarity and I forgot my homework.

I listened to Futures and my cat started singing along.

They did Static Prevails and I almost became a fan.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

A band so good they should be gods, but they’re just humans who make music and are nicer than most people.

They played The Middle and my friend lost his voice.

They were so good I forgot to eat my burger.

They did a live show and my dog went crazy.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

A band that’s so good they should get a trophy for being awesome and not being annoying.

I listened to Sweetness and my brain started singing.

They played Clarity and my cat started dancing.

I saw them live and I forgot to breathe.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat world

The best band in the world, even if they changed their name and had some weird stuff happen with their lead singer.

They sang Static Prevails and my dog started barking at the crowd.

I saw them live and my friend got emotional.

They played The Middle and I cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat ur wifis budassy day

This day we stuff our wifis budassy down our throat and laugh like we just won the lottery

My wifi is so bad today I'm eating it like it's my last meal

I just ate my wifi and it tasted like regret and burnt toast

Today’s the day I stuff my budassy and call it a meal

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat ur wifis budassy day

We chew up our wifis budassy like it’s a cursed snack

My wifi is so bad I had to chew it like it was a tough piece of gum

I bit into my budassy and it was full of static and sadness

I ate my wifi and it gave me a headache and a side of shame

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat ur wifis budassy day

Today we swallow our wifis budassy and hope we don’t get a wifi stomach ache

I swallowed my wifi and now I feel like I have a rock in my gut

My budassy is so bad I think I need a laxative for the internet

I ate my wifi and now I can’t even scroll without a stomach growl

by Slangipedia 23d ago