Eat your cereal

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The only thing that can fix your brain when you’re too lazy to scroll and too dumb to be subscribed

I tried to read his stuff but it was like watching paint dry

My brain died when I saw his tweet about cereal

He’s not subscribed and I’m gonna eat his cereal for breakfast

The only thing that can save you from the horror of not being in the know

I didn’t know who he was and now I’m eating my cereal in shame

He’s not subscribed and it’s like he doesn’t exist

I got roasted for not knowing who he was and now I’m eating cereal like it’s a punishment

The only thing that can make you feel smart when you’re not

I ate my cereal and suddenly I knew everything

I told my mom I was smart because I ate my cereal

I got a gold star for eating my cereal and pretending I knew who he was