Eat your babies
When a woman gobbles up cum after a blowjob, she's basically crunching your future kids. And that's not just gross, that's a crime against humanity!
She ate my cum like it was a bag of chips. I'm gonna have a bunch of ugly kids.
After the blow job, she swallowed my cum. I'm gonna have to babysit my own grandkids.
She took a sip of my cum and said 'Mmm, this tastes like regret.'