Eat your beard

My cousin ate my beard when he forced me to wear a glitter beard at his birthday party.

She ate my beard by making me dance in a chicken suit in front of the whole school.

He ate my beard when he made me sing karaoke with a fake mustache on.

My brother ate my beard by making me eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My mom ate my beard when she forced me to wear her old wig to the grocery store.

My teacher ate my beard by making me shout my lunch order to the entire class.

My friend ate my beard when he made me wear a fake beard and scream at the bus driver.

My dad ate my beard by making me run around the block wearing a clown hat.

My neighbor ate my beard when she made me sing the alphabet backwards in front of her kids.

My sister ate my beard by making me wear her old pajamas to the mall.

My mom ate my beard when she made me do a magic trick in front of my class.

My boss ate my beard by making me eat a spoonful of pickles during a meeting.

My brother ate my beard when he made me wear a chicken costume and scream at the park.

My friend ate my beard by making me jump on a trampoline wearing socks and a hat.

My uncle ate my beard when he made me eat a whole cake in one bite.