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Eat your mouth
Kissing so hard it feels like you’re eating a greasy pizza out of someone’s butt or snatch.
My ex and I had a kiss that made me feel like I was eating a deep-dish pizza out of a sewer.
He kissed me like I was his last meal before prison.
That kiss was so intense, I thought I was eating a taco out of a vagina.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your mouth
When you kiss someone so much you might as well be licking their toes and their ass at the same time.
She kissed me like I was her favorite snack and her least favorite toilet.
I got so kissed, I thought I was gonna lose my lunch and my dignity.
That kiss was like eating a burger and getting a face full of toilet water.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your meat
the gross chunk of food you have to chomp down before you get any dessert
My mom said I better eat my meat or no ice cream for a week.
I tried to sneak the pudding first, and my dad caught me.
I had to eat my meat twice because I spilled it on the floor.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your meat
the meaty part of your plate that your sister says she’s gonna eat
My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat and I had to take it from her.
She said she would eat my meat and then I had to fight her for it.
She said she was going to eat my meat, and I knew it was a lie.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your lunch
To beat someone up or make them look like a fool. Usually said when you're being a total jerk in lacrosse.
"Eat your lunch, loser!" I yelled after I stole the ball from him.
He said, "Eat your lunch, newbie," after I messed up the whole play.
I told my teammate, "Eat your lunch, you crybaby!" after he fell down.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your lunch
A wild, crazy promise made in a bar that somehow turned into a famous saying.
I said, "I'll eat your lunch," and everyone thought I was totally nuts.
My buddy said, "Eat your lunch," and the whole bar laughed at me.
I still say, "Eat your lunch," just to mess with people.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your lunch
When your competition steals your customers because you're too weak to keep them.
My boss said, "Your lunch is gone, loser!" when I lost the big client.
They said, "Eat your lunch, you're not even trying!" after I messed up the pitch.
I told my coworker, "You just got eaten for lunch!" after he left to join the rival company.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your lunch
When your competition steals your customers because you're too weak to keep them and you're just sad about it.
I said, "You just got eaten for lunch, and you're not even mad!" after he left.
She yelled, "Eat your lunch, you're a total mess!" when I messed up the presentation.
He said, "You're just a sad lunch-eater!" after I lost the deal.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your lunch
What your mom says to you when she's screaming at someone else.
My mom yelled, "Eat your lunch, you're a total waste of time!" at the neighbor.
She said, "Eat your lunch, you're just a mess!" to the guy who broke the fence.
My mom screamed, "Eat your lunch, you're not even worth it!" when she saw my report card.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your kneecaps
When you crash into the ground so hard your knees get smashed like a pancake and you yell 'I ate your kneecaps' like you just won a fight.
I jumped off a cliff and my knees felt like they were eaten by a bear.
He fell from the sky and screamed 'I ate your kneecaps!' like he was a superhero.
She landed so hard her knees made a loud *crunch* and she said 'You just got kneecapped, buddy.'
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your kneecaps
When you hit the ground so hard your knees are gone and you swear you're going to eat the person who made you fall.
He landed so hard his knees turned into soup and he shouted 'I ate your kneecaps!' at the sky.
She fell from a mountain and yelled 'I ate your kneecaps!' like she was eating a taco.
He crashed into the floor and said 'You just got kneecapped by my knees.'
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your kneecaps
When you fall so hard your knees are gone and you're just full of rage and swear you're going to eat the person who made you fall.
He fell into a pit and screamed 'I ate your kneecaps!' like he was dying.
She dropped from the top of the world and yelled 'You just got kneecapped by my rage!'
He landed on his knees and said 'You just got eaten by my kneecap madness!'
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your keyboard
A fancy way of telling someone to hit their face so hard into the keyboard it becomes a facepalm for the entire internet
You just called your mom a taco. Eat your keyboard.
Your grammar is worse than your dating life. Eat your keyboard.
You said 'fries' like it's a curse. Eat your keyboard.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your keyboard
When you tell someone to smash their face into their keyboard so hard it looks like a keyboard massacre
You just lost a bet. Eat your keyboard.
You called your teacher a donut. Eat your keyboard.
You said 'bathroom' like it was a bad word. Eat your keyboard.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your keyboard
A rude way to say someone should press their face into the keyboard until it becomes a face-munching keyboard
You just insulted my mom. Eat your keyboard.
You said 'taco' like it was a swear word. Eat your keyboard.
You called my dog a donut. Eat your keyboard.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your husband day
December 29 is officially 'Eat Your Husband Day.' Grab a knife and fork and stuff that meathead full of food until he screams like a baby.
My husband is a pig. I'm gonna feed him until he's a cow.
I'm gonna eat my husband like a sandwich. No bread. Just pure meat.
I’m gonna eat my husband so fast he’ll be a snack by noon.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your husband day
December 29 is 'Eat Your Husband Day.' Why wait for Christmas? Burn that man to a crisp and call it a holiday.
I’m gonna roast my husband like a Thanksgiving turkey. No mercy.
My husband is a beast. I’m gonna eat him like a burger. No cheese.
I’m gonna eat my husband until he’s a bone. That’s my plan.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your husband day
December 29 is 'Eat Your Husband Day.' You can’t have Christmas without a good old-fashioned food fight with your husband.
I’m gonna eat my husband like a pizza. No crust. Just pure meat.
I’m gonna stuff my husband until he can’t breathe. That’s my holiday.
My husband is a sandwich. I’m gonna eat him for lunch.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your cum
A loud and stupid way to say you don't know what's going on and you're too lazy to think.
'Why are we fighting?' 'Eat your cum!'
'What's the plan?' 'Eat your cum!'
'Why did you fail?' 'Eat your cum!'
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat your cum
A stupid excuse to stop thinking and just do something gross on June 12th.
'I’m bored, let’s eat my cum!'
'June 12th is here, let’s eat my cum!'
'I don’t care, let’s eat my cum!'
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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