Eat your husband day - December 29 is 'Eat Your Husband Day.' You can’t have Christ

December 29 is 'Eat Your Husband Day.' You can’t have Christmas without a good old-fashioned food fight with your husband.

I’m gonna eat my husband like a pizza. No crust. Just pure meat.

I’m gonna stuff my husband until he can’t breathe. That’s my holiday.

My husband is a sandwich. I’m gonna eat him for lunch.