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You get called out like you're a piece of trash, but you just grin and swallow it because you're too proud to cry.
My crush said I was 'a hot mess' in front of everyone. I just nodded and ate my lunch.
My mom said I was 'worse than her ex' and I didn't even flinch.
My friend called me a 'disgrace to the species' and I just said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'
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You get roasted so hard it feels like your insides are on fire, but you keep your mouth shut just to be a legend.
My teacher said I was 'the worst student she ever had' and I just said, 'I like it.'
My brother called me a 'flop' and I just laughed and ate my cereal.
My crush said I was 'a total mess' and I just said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'
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You get insulted like you're the worst thing ever, but you just take it because you're too cool to react.
My mom said I was 'a total disaster' and I just said, 'I'm used to it.'
My friend said I was 'the worst' and I just said, 'I'm honored.'
My teacher said I was 'a nightmare' and I just said, 'I like being a nightmare.'
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You get hit with insults so strong they could knock you out, but you just let it slide because you're too tough to care.
My crush said I was 'the worst' and I just said, 'I'm flattered.'
My brother said I was 'a total mess' and I just said, 'I'm used to it.'
My mom said I was 'a disaster' and I just said, 'I like being a disaster.'
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You get called out like you're the worst, but you just smile and take it because you're too cool to make a scene.
My teacher said I was 'a total mess' and I just said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'
My friend said I was 'a disaster' and I just said, 'I'm flattered.'
My brother said I was 'the worst' and I just said, 'I'm used to it.'
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