Eat the wasabi
You get roasted so hard it feels like your insides are on fire, but you keep your mouth shut just to be a legend.
My teacher said I was 'the worst student she ever had' and I just said, 'I like it.'
My brother called me a 'flop' and I just laughed and ate my cereal.
My crush said I was 'a total mess' and I just said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'