Eat the wasabi - You get hit with insults so strong they could knock you out,

You get hit with insults so strong they could knock you out, but you just let it slide because you're too tough to care.

My crush said I was 'the worst' and I just said, 'I'm flattered.'

My brother said I was 'a total mess' and I just said, 'I'm used to it.'

My mom said I was 'a disaster' and I just said, 'I like being a disaster.'