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They think togami is the most important person in life and everyone else is annoying.

Paintbees argued with their mom because she said Togami was ‘just a student.’

One paintbee missed the bus just to send Togami a message.

They drew togami on their face during science class.

A fancy paintball party where middle-aged women sip wine and draw flowers while you get obliterated by tiny balls of dye. If you hit one, she'll yell at you and make you drink a whole bottle of Cabernet.

I got DQ'd because I shot Mrs. Thompson in the back when she was painting a sunset.

My friend tried to hide behind a tree and got splattered by wine.

The only reason I survived was because I painted a portrait of Mrs. Johnson’s cat.

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paintbarring

A paintball fight where suburban moms are armed with wine glasses and brushes instead of guns. They’ll forgive you if you hit their kid, but not if you mess up their masterpiece.

I got DQ'd because I ruined Mrs. Lee’s painting of a tulip field.

My brother tried to sneak in and got caught by Mrs. Patel’s brush.

The whole arena was covered in purple paint after Mrs. Franklin had a meltdown.

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paintbarring

A paintball match where suburban women are more dangerous than you think. They’ll let you live if you hit their kid, but they’ll yell at you and make you drink wine if you mess up their art.

I got DQ'd because I accidentally painted over Mrs. Green’s entire canvas.

My friend tried to run away but got caught by Mrs. Williams’ brush.

After the match, we all had to drink wine because it was ‘art therapy’.

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paintballer

A person who gets shot by colored balls and still thinks it’s the best thing ever.

My mom asked why I have a purple bruise on my arm. I said, 'Because I’m a paintballer.' She said, 'You’re an idiot.'

I got hit in the face with green paint during a game. I laughed so hard I cried.

At work, my boss asked what I did all weekend. I said, 'I played paintball.' He said, 'You’re a lunatic.'

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paintballer

A person who travels across the country, gets yelled at by strangers, and still thinks it’s worth it.

I was on a plane with three of my teammates. We were all half-drunk and yelling about how we lost the tournament.

I got frisked by airport security because I had 10 paintball balls in my pocket. It was worth it.

My friend tried to explain why he has a huge bruise on his leg to a guy who looked like he just came from a war.

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paintballer

The best sport ever, even if you're just throwing colored balls at each other.

My friend said paintball is stupid. I told him to go blow up a cow.

I play paintball because it’s the only time I feel like a superhero.

I told my teacher I was sick so I could play paintball instead of going to class.

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paintballer

A soldier who plays a game with colored balls and still thinks it’s awesome.

My friend served in the military, and now he gets yelled at by paintballs. He loves it.

I told my dad I play paintball like it's war. He said, 'That’s not war, that’s nonsense.'

My mom said I was like a soldier, except I got hit with green balls instead of bullets.

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paintballer

A game where you throw colored balls at each other and pretend it’s real life.

I told my friend paintball is the best sport ever. He said, 'You’re a weirdo.'

At school, I got in trouble for drawing on my desk with red paint from a game.

My brother said paintball is stupid. I said, 'You’re just jealous you lost.'

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paintballer

A sport that's like hide and seek but with colored balls and screaming.

I told my friend paintball is the best game ever. He said, 'You're insane.'

At lunch, I was drawing on my pizza with green paint from a tournament.

My teacher asked why I had blue all over my face. I said, 'Because I play paintball.' She said, 'That’s not an excuse.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

paintballer

The best sport ever, and it's only been around for like 30 years.

I told my friend paintball is the best thing since rollerblades. He said, 'You’re weird.'

My brother thought paintball was a new kind of candy.

At school, I got in trouble because I used a marker to draw on my desk.

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paintballa

A real paintball player. Not some fake who talks big but can't hit the broad side of a barn.

I shot you in the face and you still said you were better than me.

He's been playing since he was ten. You're just a kid with a gun.

You ran away when I came at you like a man.

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paintballa

A paintball legend. Someone who can make you cry and then laugh while doing it.

He knew my name before I even walked into the arena.

I got sprayed with 10 shots at once and still didn't back down.

He took out my whole team by himself.

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paintball30

screwing your pillow so hard it becomes your new face mask

I woke up with a purple bruise on my cheek and a dead chicken on my bed.

My mom asked why the couch was covered in glitter and chicken feathers.

He got kicked out of paintball for using his pillow as a weapon.

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paintball30

screaming into your pillow so loud it makes your neighbors call the cops

The cop asked if I was a kid who had a meltdown in a cereal box.

My dog ran away from me because he thought I was possessed.

My sister said I sounded like a dying donkey on a rollercoaster.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

paintball30

using your pillow as a trash can for your cum and then eating it

I got food poisoning and started crying in the middle of math class.

My friend said I looked like a raccoon who ate expired pizza.

The teacher asked if I was a monster who lived under my bed.

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paintball-shit-fuck

A person who shoves paintballs up their butt and lets them explode like a fart-powered firework.

I saw my cousin do that at the park. He looked like a rainbow exploded out of his ass.

My brother tried to shoot paintballs with his fart, but it just came out green.

That guy at the store did the whole thing in front of everyone. No shame.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

paintball-shit-fuck

A human who uses their butt as a paintball launcher and then farts it like they're winning a war.

She farted out red and blue. It looked like a battle scene.

He tried to be cool, but his fart was just pink sludge.

My friend did it in the middle of class. The teacher flipped.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

paintball-shit-fuck

A person who stuffs paintballs up their rectum and lets them out like a dirty, colorful sneeze.

He farted out yellow. It smelled like bananas and regret.

My sister did it in the hallway. The whole school heard it.

That guy farted out purple. No one knows why.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

paintball shack

A tiny, crummy house that looks like it was hit by a grenade. It’s stuck on a wild, messy lot. Someone is trying to sell it for way too much money because it's in Jersey!

This shack is so broken I think the ghost of my ex lives there.

I’d rather live in a doghouse than this paintball shack!

It looks like it was built by a drunk man with no money and a grudge.

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