paintball shack

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#crappy house #jersey nightmare #broken-down

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A tiny, crummy house that looks like it was hit by a grenade. It’s stuck on a wild, messy lot. Someone is trying to sell it for way too much money because it's in Jersey!

This shack is so broken I think the ghost of my ex lives there.

I’d rather live in a doghouse than this paintball shack!

It looks like it was built by a drunk man with no money and a grudge.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A tiny, broken-down house that’s like a cave. It’s sitting on a wild lot full of weeds and trees. They want $399,000 for it? That's insane!

This shack is so old my grandma has a better house.

It looks like it was dropped from a plane and landed in a forest.

If this were a person, it’d be getting divorced.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A tiny, ugly house with no windows. It’s stuck on a messy lot like it was dumped there. They’re selling it for $399,000 because it's in Jersey, what the hell?

That shack looks like it was built by someone who hates life.

I’d rather live under a bridge than this paintball shack!

This house is so bad I think it’s plotting against me.

by Slangipedia 5h ago