paintbarring
A fancy paintball party where middle-aged women sip wine and draw flowers while you get obliterated by tiny balls of dye. If you hit one, she'll yell at you and make you drink a whole bottle of Cabernet.
I got DQ'd because I shot Mrs. Thompson in the back when she was painting a sunset.
My friend tried to hide behind a tree and got splattered by wine.
The only reason I survived was because I painted a portrait of Mrs. Johnson’s cat.