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paintcaan
a stupid game you play in your driveway like a f***ing idiot; you bounce around while some rope is tied across the street, and you get points taken away when you hit things that are randomly placed. You have to win 11 points before your brain dies.
My cousin lost because he stepped on a banana peel and fell into the neighbor’s yard.
I got 3 points subtracted for tripping over a trash can.
My dad screamed at me when I missed the rope twice in a row.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintcaan
a dumb game where you run around like a chicken with its head cut off; there’s some rope tied across your driveway, and you get extra f***ing points if you don’t hit the junk that’s lying around. It’s like tennis but worse.
I got 5 points for not touching the old tire.
My brother cried because he hit a traffic cone and it gave him 2 points subtracted.
The trash can was placed on purpose to ruin my day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintcaan
a f***ing ridiculous sport where you run around like you’re being chased by a bear; there’s a rope across the street, and if you hit things, they take your points. You have to win 11 points before you throw up.
I got knocked down by a tree and lost all my points.
The tire was so big it took me two tries just to get past it.
My mom laughed at me when I tripped over the hose.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
a person who turns paintbrush into real life chaos from nothing
I saw him draw a dog, then it bit my sister. Real life chaos.
He painted a tree, and now it’s throwing apples at my mom.
That guy turned a stick into a dragon that chased me down the street.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
someone who makes paintbrush real in the worst possible way
He painted a monster, and it ate my lunch. Worst possible way.
I asked for a cat, got a giant cat that screamed at me.
Painted a bird, now it’s dive-bombing my face every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
a human who brings paintbrush to real life and ruins everything
He painted a storm, and now my house is flooded.
Made a pizza out of paint, it’s still stuck on my face.
Turned a pencil into a dragon that won’t stop chasing me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
a person who makes paintbrush real and causes major headaches
He painted a headache, now I have it every day.
Made a ghost that haunts my math class.
Turned a chair into a monster that won’t stop roaring.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
a human who turns paintbrush from nothing into living nightmares
He painted a nightmare, and it’s my homework now.
Made a spider that crawled up my leg during science class.
Turned my eraser into a giant bear that ate my desk.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
someone who makes paintbrush real and turns your life upside down
He painted my mom’s hair blue. Life is upside down.
Turned my pencil into a dragon that flew out the window.
My math test was painted by him. Now it’s alive.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush dick
A paintbrush dick is when your willy is barely hard. It’s not stiff enough to do the job, but it’s too proud to stay soft.
My buddy tried to impress a girl and it looked like he was trying to paint a wall with a limp brush.
He said he had a full house, but it was just a paintbrush dick and a sad chin.
I told my brother his pecker was a paintbrush dick, and he threw a chair at me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush dick
A paintbrush dick is when your cock looks like it’s been dipped in glue. It bends and sways like it's got a mind of its own.
At the bar, he tried to flex, but his paintbrush dick just flopped around like a fish.
I saw my dad’s paintbrush dick when he was trying to fix the sink and it was a disaster.
She said she’d take him on a date, but only if he stood up straight. His paintbrush dick failed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush dick
A paintbrush dick is when your penis is so weak it can’t even stand up. It just wiggles like it’s tired.
He tried to impress me with his ‘hard-on,’ but it was just a paintbrush dick and a laugh.
My uncle had a paintbrush dick during the family picnic, and it made everyone eat faster.
When he said he was going to propose, I saw his paintbrush dick and knew it was a lie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush aids
when the boys get caught doing something stupid and it’s all over social media
My boy got caught eating pizza during class. The whole school saw it.
He was caught wearing pajamas to the grocery store. Everyone laughed at him.
They got busted for stealing candy from the store. It went viral.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush aids
when the guys mess up and everyone finds out because of their dumb choices
He texted his crush instead of doing homework. Everyone knew.
They got caught talking during a test. The teacher was angry.
He posted a silly video online, and now all his friends are watching it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbrush aids
when the boys mess up so bad that it’s like they’re famous for being stupid
He posted a video of himself falling off a ladder. Now everyone calls him ‘Ladder Lou.’
They got caught smoking in the school hallway and now have a fan club.
He ate an entire cake during class, and it became a legend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbees
They're so obsessed with togami they’d lick his shoes if he let them.
I saw paintbees crying in the hallway because Togami said he was busy.
One paintbee tried to text Togami 50 times in one minute.
Paintbees ran out of the classroom when Togami walked in.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbees
They think togami is the best person ever and everyone else is trash.
Paintbees called their math teacher a ‘disgrace’ because Togami didn’t like them.
One paintbee walked out of lunch just to text Togami.
They drew togami on every single worksheet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbees
They’d kill for a chance to be togami’s friend.
A paintbee tried to bribe Togami with candy.
They sent Togami a 10-page letter about their feelings.
One paintbee even begged Togami during gym class.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbees
They act like togami is the only good person in the world.
Paintbees called their best friend ‘trash’ because they didn’t like Togami.
One paintbee gave up on math just to text Togami more.
They refused to eat lunch unless Togami was around.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paintbees
They’re so into togami they forget how to breathe sometimes.
Paintbees passed out during class because they were thinking about Togami.
One paintbee texted Togami even while taking a test.
They cried when Togami ignored them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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