paintbrush dick

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A paintbrush dick is when your willy is barely hard. It’s not stiff enough to do the job, but it’s too proud to stay soft.

My buddy tried to impress a girl and it looked like he was trying to paint a wall with a limp brush.

He said he had a full house, but it was just a paintbrush dick and a sad chin.

I told my brother his pecker was a paintbrush dick, and he threw a chair at me.

A paintbrush dick is when your cock looks like it’s been dipped in glue. It bends and sways like it's got a mind of its own.

At the bar, he tried to flex, but his paintbrush dick just flopped around like a fish.

I saw my dad’s paintbrush dick when he was trying to fix the sink and it was a disaster.

She said she’d take him on a date, but only if he stood up straight. His paintbrush dick failed.

A paintbrush dick is when your penis is so weak it can’t even stand up. It just wiggles like it’s tired.

He tried to impress me with his ‘hard-on,’ but it was just a paintbrush dick and a laugh.

My uncle had a paintbrush dick during the family picnic, and it made everyone eat faster.

When he said he was going to propose, I saw his paintbrush dick and knew it was a lie.