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painted a brown starfish
Leaving a smear that looks like someone threw up and then stepped in it
He painted a brown starfish so hard, the whole street knew about it.
She skidded into the curb and painted a brown starfish for good measure.
The kid painted a brown starfish and got yelled at by his mom.
painted a brown starfish
Making your tires look like they just came out of a mud bath
He painted a brown starfish and now his tires are covered in goo.
She painted a brown starfish on the road and her car looked like a monster.
The guy painted a brown starfish so fast, he forgot to wipe it off.
painted
When you’re so wasted you can’t tell your balls from your elbow, and you’re probably crying in a corner like a baby.
I painted so hard I threw up on my cousin’s new shoes.
He painted at the bar and tried to flirt with the bartender’s dog.
After painting, I couldn’t remember my own name.
painted
When a gay man literally explodes out of his butt during sex like a firework going off in a bathroom.
That guy painted so hard he scared the whole gym.
He painted mid-encore and had to take a break for a minute.
I heard him paint from the next room.
painted
When you poop during or after anal sex, like you’re trying to make your partner’s life miserable.
He painted right in the middle of our date.
She painted so hard she had to take a shower.
I painted and then ran out of the room screaming.
painted
The worst art ever made, like a toddler drew it with crayons and a banana.
My painting looked like a raccoon took a crayon test.
That picture was so bad I cried.
He painted a dog and it looked like a blob.
painted
Snort lines of cocaine, like you’re trying to get high before you die.
She painted all night and then passed out.
He painted so hard he got a nosebleed.
They painted in the club and danced like fools.
painted
The paint is where you go to flex, like you’re trying to be the best player on the court.
He painted so hard he blocked every shot.
They painted and it looked like a warzone.
She painted and made her opponent cry.
painted
That big area on the basketball court where you try to dominate, but most people just suck at it.
He painted like he was trying to win a championship.
They painted so bad I felt sorry for them.
She painted and made me laugh.
paintchop
Using Microsoft Paint to make a stupid drawing of something that actually happened, then sending it to your friends so they laugh at you.
I drew my dog eating my mom's hair. It was glorious.
My friend got suspended for drawing the principal’s face on a toilet paper roll.
I made a picture of my dad yelling at the TV. He saw it and cried.
paintchop
The act of making a dumb-ass picture in Paint to mock something real, then blasting it to your friends like they’re your only audience.
I drew my teacher's face on a sandwich. It was epic.
My friend made a drawing of me tripping over a chair. I got roasted.
I drew my mom’s face on a pizza box and sent it to her at work.
paintchop
When you take a real-life event, draw it in Paint like a lunatic, then send it to your friends so they can laugh at your dumbass.
I drew my brother’s face on a toilet. He was horrified.
My friend drew me crying in the hallway. I got sent to the office.
I made a picture of my dad eating cereal for dinner. It was legendary.
paintchop
Drawing something that really happened with Paint, then sending it to your friends because you think they’re funny enough to get it.
I drew my mom yelling at the mailman. It was pure genius.
My friend made a picture of me getting kicked out of class. I cried.
I drew my dad in pajamas at 7 AM. He was mad.
paintchop
Making a dumb drawing in Paint about something that actually happened, then sending it to your friends like they owe you money.
I drew my brother’s face on a pizza box. He cried.
My friend made a picture of me getting called out for talking too much. It was legendary.
I drew my dad yelling at the TV during breakfast. I got extra pancakes.
paintchop
When you draw something real in Paint and send it to your friends, hoping they’ll laugh so hard they’ll forget about you being a total idiot.
I drew my mom’s face on a donut. She laughed so hard she cried.
My friend made me look like a fool with a drawing of me falling off the stairs.
I drew my dad eating soup out of a coffee mug. He was horrified.
paintchat
paintchat is like oekaki but with a chatroom where people cuss at each other while drawing on the same giant canvas. it's like a middle school art class but with more farts and less teachers.
"why did you draw a chicken in my masterpiece?!", @artfail2000
"i’m gonna erase your face, you fat blob.", @stickfigure99
“this canvas is a warzone. i just drew a grenade.”, @bombdude42
paintchat
paintchat is where people draw and chat at the same time, usually resulting in a mess of lines, bad jokes, and someone’s face getting permanently scarred.
“i drew a mustache on your head. deal with it.”, @mustachemaster
“this canvas looks like a raccoon got into a paint fight.”, @raccoonart3000
“you drew a penis in my portrait. i’m gonna die of embarrassment.”, @shyartist12
paintchat
paintchat is like oekaki but with a chatroom that’s louder than a subway at rush hour. people draw on the same canvas and yell about it.
“you drew a giant cupcake on my cat! this is sacrilege!”, @catlady101
“i just drew a fart in your drawing. enjoy your day.”, @fartman23
“the chat is louder than my mom when she finds out i failed math.”, @mathfailure99
paintchat
paintchat is a place where artists draw on the same canvas and cuss at each other like they’re in a bar fight.
“you drew a chicken wearing sunglasses. i’m gonna kill you.”, @chickensunglasses
“i just drew a pizza in your drawing. it’s now a food fight.”, @pizzaartist5
“this canvas is like my brain after too much caffeine and no sleep.”, @sleepdeprivedart
paintchat
paintchat is where artists draw on one big canvas, chat about it, and sometimes end up in a full-blown argument over whose drawing looks like a sad potato.
“your drawing looks like my dog after i left him outside in the rain.”, @dogart200
“i drew a potato. you drew a crying potato. this is a tragedy.”, @sadpotato78
“you said my drawing was ugly. it’s not ugly, it’s just unimpressed.”, @unimpressedartist
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