paintcaan
a f***ing ridiculous sport where you run around like you’re being chased by a bear; there’s a rope across the street, and if you hit things, they take your points. You have to win 11 points before you throw up.
I got knocked down by a tree and lost all my points.
The tire was so big it took me two tries just to get past it.
My mom laughed at me when I tripped over the hose.