paintball-shit-fuck

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A person who shoves paintballs up their butt and lets them explode like a fart-powered firework.
I saw my cousin do that at the park. He looked like a rainbow exploded out of his ass.
My brother tried to shoot paintballs with his fart, but it just came out green.
That guy at the store did the whole thing in front of everyone. No shame.
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A human who uses their butt as a paintball launcher and then farts it like they're winning a war.
She farted out red and blue. It looked like a battle scene.
He tried to be cool, but his fart was just pink sludge.
My friend did it in the middle of class. The teacher flipped.
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A person who stuffs paintballs up their rectum and lets them out like a dirty, colorful sneeze.
He farted out yellow. It smelled like bananas and regret.
My sister did it in the hallway. The whole school heard it.
That guy farted out purple. No one knows why.
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