paintbarring
A paintball match where suburban women are more dangerous than you think. They’ll let you live if you hit their kid, but they’ll yell at you and make you drink wine if you mess up their art.
I got DQ'd because I accidentally painted over Mrs. Green’s entire canvas.
My friend tried to run away but got caught by Mrs. Williams’ brush.
After the match, we all had to drink wine because it was ‘art therapy’.