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I woke up with a purple bruise on my cheek and a dead chicken on my bed.

My mom asked why the couch was covered in glitter and chicken feathers.

He got kicked out of paintball for using his pillow as a weapon.

The cop asked if I was a kid who had a meltdown in a cereal box.

My dog ran away from me because he thought I was possessed.

My sister said I sounded like a dying donkey on a rollercoaster.

I got food poisoning and started crying in the middle of math class.

My friend said I looked like a raccoon who ate expired pizza.

The teacher asked if I was a monster who lived under my bed.