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paiscera

A Colombian word for a place so nice it makes your brain shut off like you got hit by a bus.

'That island is a paiscera, I'd rather die than live anywhere else.'

'She moved to Colombia because it's the paiscera of all places.'

'My vacation was a paiscera. I didn't even notice my pants were on fire.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paiscera

A Colombian word for a place so good, it’s like God took a dump and made it look fancy.

'That country is a paiscera. I’d move there if I wasn’t already married to my couch.'

'He said the island was a paiscera. I believed him because he was wearing socks with sandals.'

'The beach was a paiscera, and I was too drunk to care that my shirt was inside out.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paiscera

A Colombian word for a place so nice it makes you wish your ex was dead.

'That country is a paiscera. I’d rather be there than in my ex’s house.'

'She called the island a paiscera, and now I’m jealous of her life.'

'The city was a paiscera. My ex would have ruined it with his loud opinions.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paiscera

A Colombian word for a place that's so beautiful, it makes your mom proud and your dad cry.

'That island is a paiscera. My mom said I was finally living my dream.'

'He moved there because it’s a paiscera, and his dad cried at the airport.'

'The country was a paiscera. Even my grandma said she’d visit if she could walk.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paiscera

A Colombian word for a place that's so good, it makes you forget your own name.

'That city is a paiscera. I forgot my name and my pants were on fire.'

'She called the island a paiscera, and now I don’t even remember my phone number.'

'The country was a paiscera. I was so happy, I didn't notice my dog stole my sandwich.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisana

A paisana is like your best friend who will eat your last slice of pizza but won’t help you when the cops come.

I told you not to steal that chicken. Now I’m gonna be in jail with you.

She’s my paisana. She ran over my neighbor’s dog and didn’t even apologize.

He’s a paisana. He laughed at me when I got arrested for jaywalking.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisana

A paisana is someone who will hug you with one arm but stab you in the back with the other.

My paisana took my lunch money and told the teacher I did it.

He’s a paisana. He snitched on me for stealing that soda.

She’s my paisana. She drew on my face with permanent marker during gym class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisana

A paisana is like your family but they’ll burn your house down just to see you cry.

My paisana set my dog’s tail on fire during Thanksgiving.

He’s a paisana. He told the whole school I peed in the pool.

She’s my paisana. She put glitter in my soup and called it love.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisana

A paisana is your friend who will go to jail with you but won’t help you clean up the mess after.

I got locked out of my house. My paisana broke the window and didn’t fix it.

He’s a paisana. He took the blame for me but left a trail of pizza boxes in the hallway.

She’s my paisana. She skipped class with me and now we have detention.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisana

A paisana is like your second mom but she’ll tell the whole world you failed math.

My paisana told my mom I flunked math just to get me in trouble.

He’s a paisana. He gave my crush my lunch money and said it was a bribe.

She’s my paisana. She drew on my face with permanent marker during gym class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisana

A paisana is your friend who will cheer you on but will also steal your snack money.

I brought my favorite chips to lunch. My paisana took them and said they were hers.

He’s a paisana. He told the teacher I cheated on the test just to make me look bad.

She’s my paisana. She threw my math homework in the trash during class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisan

A loud, sweaty Italian guy who calls you ‘paisan’ like he’s your long-lost cousin from the same village. It means brother but also implies you’re gonna fight someone for him.

"Paisan! You’re my bro! Let’s go beat up that kid over there!"

"I didn’t know you were a paisan until you yelled ‘Mama!’ in my face!"

"You call me paisan one more time and I’ll throw you off the balcony!"

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisan

A Sicilian way of calling someone a fellow countryman. Sounds like ‘paesan’ but it also means you’re gonna eat 10 pizzas and pass out.

"You’re my paesan, so we’re eating lasagna at 2 AM!"

"He called me paesan and then took my last slice of pizza!"

"I’m not your paesan until you finish this whole calzone!"

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisan

A nonstandard way Italian Americans talk. It sounds like they’re yelling at a kid for stealing their lunch money.

"You speak like a paisan, so I know you stole my sandwich!"

"That guy talks like a paisan, loud, messy, and always angry."

"She said ‘I’m gonna beat you up’ like it was a paisan greeting!"

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisan

A person of Italian descent who knows the value of loudness and shouting at people. They greet others with shouts, pizza, and sometimes a slap.

"Paisan! You came to my house, so we’re eating meatballs and yelling!"

"He greeted me like a paisan by throwing a tomato at my head!"

"She said ‘Paisan!’ and I knew it was gonna be chaos."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisan

An Italian person from the same village or region. It’s like family but louder, with more yelling and less privacy.

"He’s a paisan from my village, he knows I stole his uncle’s hat!"

"They’re both paisans from the same town, so they’re fighting over a sandwich!"

"My neighbor is a paisan, so we yell at each other every day."

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisa fever

when someone can't stop thinking about Mexicans, Mexican-Americans, or anything that looks like them, especially if they're hot

I saw a taco truck and my brain turned to mush

My crush is from Mexico and I'm now a walking stereotype

I asked for guac and now I'm in love

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisa fever

when you're so obsessed with Mexicans that it feels like your brain is on fire and only Mexican culture can put it out

I texted my friend 'I need a siesta now' because I saw a telenovela

I got distracted by a guy in a sombrero and forgot my homework

I ran into the store just to buy chips and now I'm lost

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisa fever

when you're so into Mexicans that you'd rather die than not be near them

I skipped my mom's birthday just to go to a Mexican festival

I would marry a stranger from Mexico if they gave me a tamal

I told my teacher I had a stomach ache so I could hang out with my Mexican crush

by Slangipedia 3d ago

paisa fever

when you're completely taken over by the charm of Mexicans and can't stop thinking about them, even when they're being annoying

I forgave my crush for stealing my lunch because he said 'hola' cutely

I got into a fight with my sister just to talk to a Mexican guy

I dropped my phone in the pool just to impress a girl from Mexico

by Slangipedia 3d ago