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when you're so hooked on Mexicans that your whole life is now about them and nothing else matters

when you get so turned on by Mexicans that it's like your brain is doing the Macarena and you can't stop

A Mexican in America who wears stupid cowboy hats, shiny boots that cost more than your rent, and a shirt so tight it looks like it's trying to strangle you. They talk like they’re from the 1800s and call everyone ‘mama’ or ‘honey’ like they’re trying to seduce your grandma.

Short for ‘paisano,’ which means a country bumpkin. A person who thinks the city is just a bigger version of their dirt farm, and probably still uses the same amount of toilet paper as they did back home.

A Colombian from Medellin who is nice, but only if you don’t insult their coffee or their attitude. They’re basically the cool cousins of the whole country.

A person who wears cheap gold chains, listens to sad songs about love lost, and thinks their boots are fancy. They also wear shirts that look like they were sewn by a blind kid.

Mexicans who come over looking for work like they’re on a mission from God. They group up outside stores and chase down anyone with an open window like it’s the last piece of bread in the world.

A gross lady with hair growing down there like a bush. People use it when they're being extra mean.

A woman who looks like she never shaved. People use it to make fun of her.

A lady who has hair growing down there like a monster. People use it when they're being super rude.

A smelly, loud, stupid person who talks too much and smells like old socks.

A person who thinks they're special but is just average and smells bad.

A person who has no brain, talks like a robot, and smells like a gym sock.

A person who thinks they're a superhero but can't even tie their shoes properly.

A person who is loud, smells like a sock drawer, and has no idea what they're talking about.

a fancy way to say you're so dumb, T McJenkins would cry.

a magical phrase that makes T. Condon’s brain explode.

a word so strong, it makes E-Rock lose his cool and start throwing fireworks.

A desperate woman who shags any man she can find just to feel good, a backstabbing flirt who always ends up in trouble. She's the kind of person who lies and laughs while you're getting burned.

A man who's too lazy to get a real job but has enough energy to knock up every woman in the block just for his own pleasure. He’s like a walking sperm factory.