paisa fever

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when someone can't stop thinking about Mexicans, Mexican-Americans, or anything that looks like them, especially if they're hot

I saw a taco truck and my brain turned to mush

My crush is from Mexico and I'm now a walking stereotype

I asked for guac and now I'm in love

when you're so obsessed with Mexicans that it feels like your brain is on fire and only Mexican culture can put it out

I texted my friend 'I need a siesta now' because I saw a telenovela

I got distracted by a guy in a sombrero and forgot my homework

I ran into the store just to buy chips and now I'm lost

when you're so into Mexicans that you'd rather die than not be near them

I skipped my mom's birthday just to go to a Mexican festival

I would marry a stranger from Mexico if they gave me a tamal

I told my teacher I had a stomach ache so I could hang out with my Mexican crush

when you're completely taken over by the charm of Mexicans and can't stop thinking about them, even when they're being annoying

I forgave my crush for stealing my lunch because he said 'hola' cutely

I got into a fight with my sister just to talk to a Mexican guy

I dropped my phone in the pool just to impress a girl from Mexico

when you're so hooked on Mexicans that your whole life is now about them and nothing else matters

I changed my Instagram bio to 'Mexican enthusiast'

I skipped prom just to go to a Mexican restaurant

My dream job is to be a Mexican celebrity

when you get so turned on by Mexicans that it's like your brain is doing the Macarena and you can't stop

I got distracted during math class because a Mexican guy smiled at me

I texted my crush 'Are you wearing a sombrero today?' just to start a conversation

I dropped my taco on the floor and now I'm crying