pairson

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A smelly, loud, stupid person who talks too much and smells like old socks.

Pairson: "I was born in a dumpster!" (He wasn't.)

The pairson yelled at the pizza delivery guy for 15 minutes.

My mom called my dad a pairson because he forgot to put on pants.

A person who thinks they're special but is just average and smells bad.

That pairson in line tried to explain quantum physics to the cashier.

My brother is a pairson because he thinks he's famous.

The pairson at my school eats soup for breakfast and calls it 'a lifestyle.'

A person who has no brain, talks like a robot, and smells like a gym sock.

The pairson in my class wears socks with sandals and thinks it's cool.

My neighbor is a pairson because he shouts at the TV every time someone loses.

That pairson tried to text me while wearing a hat backwards.

A person who thinks they're a superhero but can't even tie their shoes properly.

The pairson at the store yelled, 'I am the chosen one!' when he dropped his keys.

My cousin is a pairson because he wears pajamas to work and calls it 'business casual.'

That pairson tried to save the world by eating all the pizza.

A person who is loud, smells like a sock drawer, and has no idea what they're talking about.

That pairson at the party talked for 20 minutes about his pet goldfish.

My teacher called me a pairson because I forgot my homework three times in a row.

The pairson in line behind me said, 'I am the best person ever!' and then tripped over his own shoes.