paisana

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A paisana is like your best friend who will eat your last slice of pizza but won’t help you when the cops come.

I told you not to steal that chicken. Now I’m gonna be in jail with you.

She’s my paisana. She ran over my neighbor’s dog and didn’t even apologize.

He’s a paisana. He laughed at me when I got arrested for jaywalking.

A paisana is someone who will hug you with one arm but stab you in the back with the other.

My paisana took my lunch money and told the teacher I did it.

He’s a paisana. He snitched on me for stealing that soda.

She’s my paisana. She drew on my face with permanent marker during gym class.

A paisana is like your family but they’ll burn your house down just to see you cry.

My paisana set my dog’s tail on fire during Thanksgiving.

He’s a paisana. He told the whole school I peed in the pool.

She’s my paisana. She put glitter in my soup and called it love.

A paisana is your friend who will go to jail with you but won’t help you clean up the mess after.

I got locked out of my house. My paisana broke the window and didn’t fix it.

He’s a paisana. He took the blame for me but left a trail of pizza boxes in the hallway.

She’s my paisana. She skipped class with me and now we have detention.

A paisana is like your second mom but she’ll tell the whole world you failed math.

My paisana told my mom I flunked math just to get me in trouble.

He’s a paisana. He gave my crush my lunch money and said it was a bribe.

She’s my paisana. She drew on my face with permanent marker during gym class.

A paisana is your friend who will cheer you on but will also steal your snack money.

I brought my favorite chips to lunch. My paisana took them and said they were hers.

He’s a paisana. He told the teacher I cheated on the test just to make me look bad.

She’s my paisana. She threw my math homework in the trash during class.