paiscera

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A Colombian word for a place so nice it makes your brain shut off like you got hit by a bus.
'That island is a paiscera, I'd rather die than live anywhere else.'
'She moved to Colombia because it's the paiscera of all places.'
'My vacation was a paiscera. I didn't even notice my pants were on fire.'
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A Colombian word for a place so good, it’s like God took a dump and made it look fancy.
'That country is a paiscera. I’d move there if I wasn’t already married to my couch.'
'He said the island was a paiscera. I believed him because he was wearing socks with sandals.'
'The beach was a paiscera, and I was too drunk to care that my shirt was inside out.'
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A Colombian word for a place so nice it makes you wish your ex was dead.
'That country is a paiscera. I’d rather be there than in my ex’s house.'
'She called the island a paiscera, and now I’m jealous of her life.'
'The city was a paiscera. My ex would have ruined it with his loud opinions.'
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A Colombian word for a place that's so beautiful, it makes your mom proud and your dad cry.
'That island is a paiscera. My mom said I was finally living my dream.'
'He moved there because it’s a paiscera, and his dad cried at the airport.'
'The country was a paiscera. Even my grandma said she’d visit if she could walk.'
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A Colombian word for a place that's so good, it makes you forget your own name.
'That city is a paiscera. I forgot my name and my pants were on fire.'
'She called the island a paiscera, and now I don’t even remember my phone number.'
'The country was a paiscera. I was so happy, I didn't notice my dog stole my sandwich.'
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