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paisey
A paisey is like a drunk, foul-smelling West Country monster who has no morals and will sleep with anything that breathes.
'That paisey tried to flirt with my goldfish.'
'My teacher said I was being a paisey for fighting over a sandwich.'
'The paisey in the shop threw a chair at a goat.'
paisey
A paisey is a West Country drunk with no sense, who will sleep with anything that moves and hate everyone.
'I saw a paisey in the pub. He was shouting at a pigeon.'
'My uncle's a paisey. He married his cousin's best friend's dog.'
'That paisey tried to flirt with my goldfish.'
paisano
A fake friend who only sticks around when there's free food or wine. Basically an Italian homie but with less style and more spaghetti on the floor.
'Hey paisano, you gonna eat all that pasta?'
'You're my paisano now, so you're helping me finish this pizza.'
'He's a paisano, which means he'll take your last fry and call it a day.'
paisano
A buddy from the old country. Like if your grandpa’s buddy was your buddy but also your cousin.
'I'm gonna beat you up, paisano!'
'You’re my paisano, so I’ll let you live.'
'He called me paisano and then stole my lunch money.'
paisano
An Italian brother. The kind who'll punch your face for calling your mom 'lazy' in front of the whole neighborhood.
'Paisano! You're my brother!'
'He’s a paisano, so he's gonna fight you.'
'She called me a paisano and then asked me to borrow money.'
paisano
A friend. The kind that shows up with a plate of lasagna and a problem.
'You’re my best friend, paisano.'
'She said I’m her paisano and then broke my nose.'
'He’s my paisano, so he's coming to my party and eating all the cake.'
paisano
A person from your hometown. The kind that knows your business and won’t shut up about it.
'He’s a paisano, so he knows everything about you.'
'She called me a paisano and then told my mom I was fat.'
'They’re paisanos, which means they will fight over who is the best at soccer.'
paisano
A slur for poor Italians or black people. Like when your uncle calls you a paisano and then throws a tomato at your head.
'He’s a paisano, so he's broke and smells like garlic.'
'They called me a paisano and then stole my bike.'
'She said I’m a paisano and then told everyone I live in a basement.'
paisen
A paisen is like a senpai, but way more annoying. They think they’re the best at everything and act like you’re beneath them.
@paisen why u gotta be so cool
why do u have to be better than me at everything
u literally beat me in a game of candy crush and now u’re smug about it
paisen
A paisen is like the best version of your senpai. They are perfect, flawless, and will probably be rich by 20.
this paisen is literally perfect
they have 1000 followers and still takes time to reply to my dm
i will never be as good as this person
paisen
A paisen is your bestie. They’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, stay up with you until 5 am, and still call you stupid.
my paisen laughs at my dumb memes even when they’re tired
they stayed up until 5 am to play video games with me
they said i was stupid but still hung out with me
paisen
A paisen is the coolest person ever. They also might be a bit of a jerk and like weird stuff, but who cares?
this paisen is so cool i’m jealous
they said i was ugly but still hung out with me
they like weird stuff like colored squares and circles
paiseleigh
She’s the devil in disguise but inside she’s as sweet as pie. She’ll kiss your ass if you play with her, but if you break her heart, she’ll cry like a baby and throw a tantrum so hard it'll shake the earth.
She texted me, 'I'm gonna beat you up if you don't ask me out.'
At the basketball game, she blocked three shots just to show off.
Her ex broke up with her and now she's crying in the middle of the soccer field.
paiseleigh
She’s a nightmare on the outside but a total angel inside. She’ll love you to death if you play sports with her, but if you cheat on her, she'll make your life hell.
She DM’d me, 'If you don’t ask me out, I’m gonna beat you up.'
During volleyball practice, she hit the ball so hard it knocked a guy off his feet.
Her ex cheated and now she's eating pizza in her pajamas while crying.
paiseleigh
She’s like Satan with a smile. She’ll be all over you if you play sports, but if you dump her, she'll scream and throw things until the whole school hears.
She said, 'If you don’t ask me out, I'm gonna make your life hell.'
During basketball tryouts, she made everyone look like amateurs.
Her ex broke up with her and now she's yelling at the soccer ball.
paiseh
When you feel like your face is burning but no one else can tell you're dying inside.
I did paiseh when my crush saw me eat a whole plate of chicken rice and didn't say anything.
He did paiseh when his mom walked in on him playing video games instead of doing homework.
She did paiseh when she accidentally wore her brother's shirt to school.
paiseh
A weak and sweaty apology that only works if the gang is tired or hungover.
He gave paiseh to the gang after he spilled coffee on their leader's shoes.
She did paiseh to the secret society because she forgot their anniversary.
They all did paiseh when they realized they lost the bet and had to wear socks on their hands.
paise
It's like getting called out in front of your whole class for wearing mismatched socks on math test day. Total humiliation.
My cousin got paise when he tried to answer the teacher’s question with a joke about his dog.
I had paise when I said my friend’s name wrong during the talent show.
Paise is what happens when you try to sneak a phone into a test and get caught.
paise
A tiny piece of money that’s so worthless, it's like trying to buy a pizza with a single grain of rice.
My grandma used to save paise in a jar just to feel rich.
I had 25 paise and thought I was rolling in cash.
The guy at the market laughed at me when I tried to pay with six paise.
paise
It’s like giving someone a standing ovation for breathing. You’re basically saying they’re perfect.
I gave my dog paise after he ate my homework.
My teacher gave me paise because I didn’t even try to do the work.
I paised my friend when he finally remembered his own name.
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