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paishynce
A dumb fat trans person who shoves straws up their dog’s butt and sucks out the poop like it's a goddamn garbage disposal
My dog just got a new toy. It's a straw. And it's covered in smelly poop.
That dog looks like it's been through hell and it's still eating my furniture.
I came home to find my dog crying and my vacuum cleaner laughing.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishynce
A fat ugly trans person who uses their dog as a human poop machine and then makes it do tricks for snacks
My dog now does the moonwalk for a piece of bread. And I’m not even happy about it.
That dog is tired, but it still has to dance for its life.
I just saw my dog vomit on the carpet because it's too busy being a poop slave.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishynce
A stupid trans person who shoves straws up their dog’s butt and then screams at it when it doesn’t do what they want
That dog just peed on my neighbor's lawn. And I'm still mad about the straws.
I told my dog to be quiet, but now it's screaming with a straw in its butt.
The dog won't stop barking. It’s like it's trying to tell me something.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishence
The ability to put up with nonsense until you’re ready to scream into a pillow.
I’ve had paishence for three hours of my sister’s terrible singing.
He had paishence for the entire movie, then he threw popcorn at the screen.
She kept talking about her cat like it was a celebrity. I had zero paishence left.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishence
When you’re so tired of someone’s dumb behavior, you just let it slide for now.
I had paishence for my brother’s weird obsession with pizza boxes.
She kept texting me at 3 a. m. I had paishence, barely.
He kept calling me ‘Sir’ like it was a title. I had paishence, but only because I was too lazy to argue.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishence
When you’re holding back your rage just so you don’t make a scene.
I had paishence during the whole trip, until he started eating my sandwich.
She had paishence for his loud music, then she screamed at him in front of everyone.
He kept messing with my phone. I had paishence, but only because I didn’t want to fight.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishence
When you’re so used to being insulted that you just roll your eyes and keep going.
He insulted me 10 times. I had paishence, I just rolled my eyes.
She said I was ugly five times. I had paishence, I smiled and kept eating.
They called me a bad friend three times. I had paishence, I walked away.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishence
The art of pretending you're not mad, even though you’re ready to punch someone.
I had paishence for his dumb jokes, I was just waiting for the right moment to punch him.
She kept teasing me. I had paishence, I was ready to throw my drink at her.
He kept making fun of my hair. I had paishence, but only because I didn’t want to fight in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishance
The only girl who’s perfect and everyone else is trash she gets all the love and respect and looks like a goddess
My paishance got 100 likes on her selfie and I got 2
She’s the reason I failed math because I was too distracted by her
Her boyfriends are jealous of me but I still don’t get why
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishance
The girl who’s so good-looking and kind that even the teachers like her and everyone else is just plain ugly
My paishance got a free lunch because she cried in front of the principal
She texted me back instantly but my crush didn’t even reply
She got first place in everything and I got last
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishance
The most amazing girl who everyone loves and she’s hot and smart and no one can touch her
My paishance skipped class and still aced the test
She got a pizza for lunch and I had to eat my shoe
She texted me a picture of her dog and I cried
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishance
The girl who’s perfect in every way she looks good she’s nice and everyone else is just sad
My paishance got a scholarship and I got detention
She texted me during lunch but I was too busy eating my feelings
Her crush asked her out and mine just said no
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishance
The girl who’s so good-looking and kind she gets all the love and everyone else is just plain trash
My paishance got a new phone and I still have my broken one
She smiled at me but I tripped and fell
Her crush asked her out and mine said he was busy with his mom
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paishance
The only girl who’s perfect and everyone else is just a bunch of losers she gets all the love and respect
My paishance got a gold star and I got a red one
She got a new pet and I still have my old broken toy
Her crush asked her out and mine was too shy to even say hi
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paish
Total garbage, the kind of bad that makes you want to scream into a pillow.
That movie was paish. I fell asleep during it and didn’t even care.
My mom’s cooking is paish. It tastes like regret.
This game is paish. I lost 10 times in a row.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paish
Paish is the rude version of Patience, and it’s definitely not a virtue, it's more like a curse.
I said paish when my brother took the last slice of pizza.
She asked me to wait, but I just said paish and walked out.
The teacher told us to be patient, so I whispered paish under my breath.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisey
A paisey is a drunk, immoral pig from the West Country who thinks they're the king of the world and will sleep with anything that breathes.
'I saw a paisey in the pub. He was shouting at a pigeon.'
'My uncle's a paisey. He married his cousin's best friend's dog.'
'That paisey tried to flirt with my goldfish.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisey
A paisey is like a drunk, foul-mouthed slug from the West Country who thinks they're god and will have sex with anything that moves.
'That paisey tried to kiss my grandma's cat.'
'My teacher said I was being a paisey for fighting over a sandwich.'
'The paisey in the shop threw a chair at a goat.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisey
A paisey is a drunk, rude, West Country rat who thinks they're the best and will sleep with anything that breathes.
'That paisey tried to propose to my goldfish.'
'My dad said I was acting like a paisey for stealing his chips.'
'The paisey in the pub fought a cow over a pint.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisey
A paisey is a West Country drunk who has no morals, hates everyone, and will have sex with anything that moves.
'The paisey in the street tried to kiss my dog.'
'My mum called me a paisey for eating all the cake.'
'That paisey fought a chicken over a biscuit.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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