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paisler
a person who takes credit for things they didn't do and blame for things they did
'He claimed he invented the wheel, then blamed it on a squirrel.'
'He got promoted. Then he blamed his coworker for the coffee spill.'
'He took all the glory but forgot to show up to work.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisler
a human who doesn't know what they're doing, and refuses to admit it
'He tried to cook dinner. It looked like a war zone.'
'He said he could fix the printer. Now the whole office is screaming.'
'He gave a speech, then forgot what he was talking about.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisler
a person who thinks they're cool but everyone else thinks they're a mess
'He tried to be a rapper. It sounded like he was being chased by a donkey.'
'He wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.'
'He tried to flirt, then asked if he looked fat.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paislephilia
A crazy addiction to paisley that makes you ignore all common sense
I’d rather die than wear a shirt without paisley on it.
She texted me a photo of a paisley toilet paper roll at 2 AM.
He bought a whole house just so he could put paisley wallpaper in every room.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paislephilia
When you can’t stand anything that isn't covered in paisley and it drives you nuts
He yelled at the waiter for bringing a plain napkin.
She cried when her dog stepped on a non-paisley tile.
He tried to replace the sky with a paisley background.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paislephilia
A sickness where you see paisley everywhere and it’s the worst thing ever
He stared at his coffee for 10 minutes because it wasn’t paisley.
She screamed when she saw a plain chair.
He tried to turn his cat into a paisley pattern.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paislephilia
A love so strong for paisley that it turns you into a total lunatic
He threw a tantrum when he saw a plain shirt.
She drew paisley on her neighbor’s face with markers.
He tried to marry a paisley rug.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paislephilia
When paisley is your whole life and you can’t stand anything else
He refused to eat unless his plate was covered in paisley.
She turned her bedroom into a paisley cave.
He got fired because he drew paisley on the boss’s head.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paislephilia
You get so worked up about paisley it makes your brain explode
She yelled at the TV for showing a plain movie.
He started crying when he saw a non-paisley shirt.
He threw his phone out the window because it wasn’t paisley.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisleigh
A Paisleigh is a blonde cheerleader with blue eyes who laughs so hard she might pee her pants. She’s the kind of girl who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
You know you’ve found a Paisleigh when she texts you, 'I just peed my pants laughing at your joke.'
At school, she makes the whole football team cry with one punchline.
She posts on TikTok: 'Cheerleading is easy. Laughing until I vomit? That’s my life.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisleigh
A Paisleigh is a girl who’s pretty, smart, and will make you feel like the best version of yourself, until she roasts you in front of everyone.
She texts you: 'You’re cute. But I’ve seen better.'
At lunch, she tells your crush you look like a ‘dumb potato.’
In class, she makes your teacher laugh so hard they forget to teach.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisleigh
A Paisleigh is a blue-eyed girl who’s sweet, kind, and has a soft spot for animals. But don’t mess with her, she’ll take you down.
She texts: 'I saved three kittens today. I also cursed your math grade.'
At the park, she fights off a raccoon to save a puppy.
She tells you, 'You’re my favorite person. Also, I’m going to fail you.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisja
Paisja is like a freakin’ genius peach who thinks you’re the best friend ever, even when you’re being a total loser.
I just got yelled at by my mom and paisja texted me ‘you’re still my favorite idiot’
My math teacher called me a paisja because I aced the test but cried during it
Paisja showed up to my birthday party with a cake shaped like a peach and a calculator
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisja
A paisja is someone who knows everything, loves you more than your ex, and will text you at 2 a. m. just to make sure you’re okay.
My paisja called me at midnight saying ‘I know you’re still up’ and I had no choice but to answer
I failed my history test, and paisja sent me a meme of a crying peach with the caption ‘you’ll get it next time’
Paisja showed up to my soccer game wearing a peach shirt and told the ref he was wrong
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisja
Being a paisja means you're smart, you’re always there for you, and you’ll even cry with you when your dog eats your homework.
I told my paisja I failed my math test, and she cried with me until I got a B+
My paisja showed up to my concert wearing a peach costume and screamed louder than the lead singer
When I got grounded, paisja texted me ‘you’re still my favorite kid’ and sent me a pizza
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisie
when you realize you're about to get caught in the worst mess ever
I saw my mom's pants on the floor. Paisie moment, baby.
My brother spilled spaghetti on the ceiling. Paisie!
I forgot my homework and it was Friday. Paisie? More like P-A-I-S-I-E.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisie
the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen, right in front of your face
I walked in on my dad wearing only socks. Paisie!
My dog ate my math test. Paisie moment.
My sister's hair was on fire. That was a paisie.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisider
A kid who got tossed into the world by immigrants and had gangster chicanos for teachers who never let you forget you were trash.
I was born in a taco truck. My teacher threatened to beat me with a lasso.
My parents came from another country, my school came from a prison.
They don’t just teach math, they make you cry while doing it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisider
You were raised by immigrants and forced to be a gangster chicanos in school, where teachers treated you like dirt.
My mom brought me here from Mexico. My teacher said I was too stupid for algebra.
I learned Spanish before English. My teacher called me a 'lazy mexican.'
Immigrants gave me life. My teachers gave me nightmares.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisider
You were born in the middle of immigrant chaos and had gangster chicanos for teachers who never let you be normal.
I was born during a border fight. My teacher said I didn’t belong.
My parents brought me here from another country. My school said they wanted nothing to do with me.
They taught me math like it was war.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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