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paisleyzabini
paisleyzabini is that bitch who fawns over Draco Malfoy like he's her god. She's broke as hell from simping.
paid for his merch with her own money
sent him $50 on Venmo just to see if he'd reply
crying in public about how hurt she is
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisleyzabini
paisleyzabini = simp so hard for Malfoy her bank account doesn't even have his name.
stole credit card from roommate to buy him gifts
begged fans on Twitter to DM Draco their numbers
has a shrine of photos in her bedroom
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisleyzabini
this TikTok girl simps for the dark prince and gets nothing but trauma.
threw herself under his car when he didn't call back
eats him out of a Tupperware container at gas station
wrote him 20 page love letter on her iPhone
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley sealy
a mattress so soaked in sweat it could start its own cult
My roommate’s paisley sealy smells like a gym sock after a zombie apocalypse.
I slept on that thing and now I dream about showers.
That mattress is more liquid than my ex's love life.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley sealy
a mattress that looks like it was dipped in a pool of regret
I woke up with cramps and a headache from the paisley sealy.
That thing is so gross, my dog refuses to sleep on it anymore.
It’s like sleeping on a soggy pizza.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley sealy
a mattress that screams for a shower and a life
I tried to nap on the paisley sealy, but I ended up crying.
That mattress is so sad, it made me cry too.
It’s like the mattress gave up on being clean.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley ride
Joining a gang by getting the hell beat out of you just to wear their stupid paisley bandanna like it’s a badge of honor.
I got my paisley ride after being kicked in the nuts 12 times. Worth it.
My cousin cried during his paisley ride. Now he’s the toughest in the crew.
They gave me the paisley bandanna after I ate dirt for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley ride
A gang war that looks like a bunch of kids throwing punches and yelling about who has the better paisley.
The paisley ride started when my homie said my colors were ugly. Now we’re all in a fight.
They threw confetti during the paisley ride. It was chaos.
I got my nose broken during the paisley ride. I still wear it like a crown.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley ride
Proving you’re not a weak link by being the guy who takes bullets for the gang and wears paisley with pride.
I took three punches to the gut during my paisley ride. Now I’m a legend.
My brother did the paisley ride so he could get respect from the whole block.
They made me do push-ups during the paisley ride. I got my bandanna and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley removal
When a guy tries to scrub the toilet with his pee because he thinks it's the only way to get rid of the crumby bits from the poop.
He peed in the bowl like it was a final exam.
His stream was so strong, it looked like he was trying to flood the bathroom.
He kept doing it even though the toilet was already clean.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley removal
A guy's desperate attempt to wash away poop specks with his own pee, like he’s trying to save the world from sewage.
He peed so hard, it looked like a waterfall.
He did it while talking on the phone, like it was nothing.
He even tried doing it in someone else's toilet.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley removal
When a guy thinks his pee is the best cleaner ever and tries to wipe out poop bits from the bowl.
He peed with all his might, like he was trying to beat someone.
He did it in the middle of the night because he heard the toilet whispering to him.
He tried to do it while wearing socks, just to be extra gross.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley briefcase
A smelly bag that Paisley people use to carry their junk and bad life choices.
My aunt's paisley briefcase reeks like a dead raccoon in a shoebox.
He dropped his lunch in the paisley briefcase. Now it’s a science experiment.
The teacher made us clean out the paisley briefcase. It had hair, gum, and a sock that was married to a pencil.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley briefcase
A cursed bag that only Paisley people own and use for everything except making good decisions.
I put my math test in the paisley briefcase. Now I have to solve it with crayon and ketchup.
The paisley briefcase is full of old pizza and a broken calculator. That’s how we do math here.
My brother used the paisley briefcase as a pillow. Now it smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley briefcase
A bag that Paisley people use to carry their trash, dreams, and sometimes their enemies.
She threw her math homework in the paisley briefcase. It’s now a fire hazard.
The paisley briefcase has a bullet hole from when it fought my cousin’s backpack.
He used the paisley briefcase as a shield during lunchtime battles. It worked, but now it’s stained with juice and revenge.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley , scotland
Paisley is the most awesome town ever and it’s ruled by Grant Edgar who’s like the king of cool
I live in Paisley and I don’t even care if I get yelled at by Grant Edgar
Grant Edgar is the reason I still believe in magic
If I had a dollar for every time Grant Edgar made me laugh, I’d be rich
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley , scotland
Paisley is the best place on Earth and Grant Edgar makes it that way because he’s basically a god
Grant Edgar walks into a room and everyone becomes silent, like he’s Jesus but cooler
I’d follow Grant Edgar anywhere, even if it means getting yelled at by him
Paisley is cool because Grant Edgar says so, and that’s final
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisley , scotland
Paisley is a totally rad place and Grant Edgar is the reason it’s not completely messed up
If Grant Edgar wasn’t there, Paisley would be a total disaster
Grant Edgar saves Paisley from chaos every single day
I’d rather get yelled at by Grant Edgar than live in a messed-up town
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisler
a guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even tie his shoes
'Why did you fail math again?' 'Because my paisler neighbor told me to.'
'He tried to start a band. It was just him yelling into a trash can.'
'He asked for a promotion, then fell asleep during the meeting.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
paisler
a human version of a broken toaster that only makes burnt toast
'I tried to ask him for help. He just stared at me like I was asking for his soul.'
'He tried to fix the internet, then broke the TV.'
'He yelled at a pigeon and got suspended from work.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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