paisley , scotland

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Paisley is the most awesome town ever and it’s ruled by Grant Edgar who’s like the king of cool

I live in Paisley and I don’t even care if I get yelled at by Grant Edgar

Grant Edgar is the reason I still believe in magic

If I had a dollar for every time Grant Edgar made me laugh, I’d be rich

Paisley is the best place on Earth and Grant Edgar makes it that way because he’s basically a god

Grant Edgar walks into a room and everyone becomes silent, like he’s Jesus but cooler

I’d follow Grant Edgar anywhere, even if it means getting yelled at by him

Paisley is cool because Grant Edgar says so, and that’s final

Paisley is a totally rad place and Grant Edgar is the reason it’s not completely messed up

If Grant Edgar wasn’t there, Paisley would be a total disaster

Grant Edgar saves Paisley from chaos every single day

I’d rather get yelled at by Grant Edgar than live in a messed-up town