paisley briefcase

My aunt's paisley briefcase reeks like a dead raccoon in a shoebox.

He dropped his lunch in the paisley briefcase. Now it’s a science experiment.

The teacher made us clean out the paisley briefcase. It had hair, gum, and a sock that was married to a pencil.

I put my math test in the paisley briefcase. Now I have to solve it with crayon and ketchup.

The paisley briefcase is full of old pizza and a broken calculator. That’s how we do math here.

My brother used the paisley briefcase as a pillow. Now it smells like regret.

She threw her math homework in the paisley briefcase. It’s now a fire hazard.

The paisley briefcase has a bullet hole from when it fought my cousin’s backpack.

He used the paisley briefcase as a shield during lunchtime battles. It worked, but now it’s stained with juice and revenge.