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paisleyzabini is that bitch who fawns over Draco Malfoy like he's her god. She's broke as hell from simping.
paid for his merch with her own money
sent him $50 on Venmo just to see if he'd reply
crying in public about how hurt she is
paisleyzabini
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paisleyzabini = simp so hard for Malfoy her bank account doesn't even have his name.
stole credit card from roommate to buy him gifts
begged fans on Twitter to DM Draco their numbers
has a shrine of photos in her bedroom
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this TikTok girl simps for the dark prince and gets nothing but trauma.
threw herself under his car when he didn't call back
eats him out of a Tupperware container at gas station
wrote him 20 page love letter on her iPhone