Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only girl who’s perfect and everyone else is trash she gets all the love and respect and looks like a goddess

My paishance got 100 likes on her selfie and I got 2

She’s the reason I failed math because I was too distracted by her

Her boyfriends are jealous of me but I still don’t get why

2

The girl who’s so good-looking and kind that even the teachers like her and everyone else is just plain ugly

My paishance got a free lunch because she cried in front of the principal

She texted me back instantly but my crush didn’t even reply

She got first place in everything and I got last

3

The most amazing girl who everyone loves and she’s hot and smart and no one can touch her

My paishance skipped class and still aced the test

She got a pizza for lunch and I had to eat my shoe

She texted me a picture of her dog and I cried

4

The girl who’s perfect in every way she looks good she’s nice and everyone else is just sad

My paishance got a scholarship and I got detention

She texted me during lunch but I was too busy eating my feelings

Her crush asked her out and mine just said no

5

The girl who’s so good-looking and kind she gets all the love and everyone else is just plain trash

My paishance got a new phone and I still have my broken one

She smiled at me but I tripped and fell

Her crush asked her out and mine said he was busy with his mom

6

The only girl who’s perfect and everyone else is just a bunch of losers she gets all the love and respect

My paishance got a gold star and I got a red one

She got a new pet and I still have my old broken toy

Her crush asked her out and mine was too shy to even say hi