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A total newbie who acts like a brain-dead donkey. They don't know what they're doing and make stupid choices.

My cousin tried to hack my game and got banned in 30 seconds. Total n00btard.

He tried to start a fight with 5 people and lost. N00btard energy is strong in him.

She spent $200 on a pizza because she thought it was a coupon. N00btard alert.

Someone so clueless they think a toilet is a throne. They're like a baby with a middle finger.

He tried to beat the game on expert mode and failed. N00btard level 9000.

She asked if the sky was blue and got confused when I said yes. N00btard of the year.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got a facepalm. N00btard energy is real.

A person who doesn't know what they're doing and acts like they're the king of the universe.

He tried to start a band and couldn't play the guitar. N00btard vibes all over.

She tried to cook and burned the house down. N00btard of the century.

He tried to propose to his mom. N00btard in the family.

A person who is new and so dumb they think a cloud is a sponge. They're the worst kind of idiot.

He tried to beat my high score and failed. N00btard face.

She tried to talk to a dog and got ignored. N00btard level 2.

He tried to explain why the sun rises and got it wrong. N00btard for life.

n00btacular

When a total noob gets a little bit lucky, but then gets completely destroyed right after.

That n00b just got a headshot, but then I killed him 5 times in a row. Classic n00btacular.

He got a kill, but I took him down like he was a baby. N00btacular at its finest.

He had a lucky moment, but I pwned him so hard, he’s gonna need a new set of balls.

n00btacular

When a player gets slaughtered in Halo 1, 2, or 3, dying 10 times without even getting a single kill, unless they’re the server host or someone’s on a bathroom break for 10 minutes.

That guy died 10 times, and I didn’t even get a single kill. N00btacular!

He died 10 times, and I had to kill him twice just to make sure he was dead. Classic n00btacular.

He got killed 10 times, and I got zero kills. Someone needs to teach him how to play.

n00bstew is the mess you make when you show n00bs who's boss. It’s like when you blow up a rookie and their face gets all over the place.

I threw a frag grenade at that noob and it looked like they got face-melted.

That noob tried to run and I dropped a semtex on him. Now he’s a face-melty mess.

I just made n00bstew and it was glorious.

n00bstew is when you make a noob look like a roasted chicken. You do it by fragging them or blowing them up with semtex.

I fragged that noob and now they look like a roasted chicken.

I used semtex on a noob and now they're a crispy mess.

That noob got n00bstewed and it was the best thing I've seen all day.

n00bstew is the goop you leave behind when you frag or blow up a noob. It’s like when you take a noob and make them look like a blob of mess.

I fragged that noob and now they’re a goop mess.

That noob got hit with semtex and now they're a blob of n00bstew.

I made a noob look like a goop mess. That’s n00bstew.

n00bstew is the mess you make when you frag or semtex a noob. It's when you take a noob and make them look like a exploded meatball.

I fragged a noob and now they look like an exploded meatball.

That noob got hit with semtex and became a meatball mess.

I made n00bstew and it was like watching a meatball get exploded.

n00bstew is when you take a noob and turn them into a face-melty, goopy, meatball mess with just a frag or a semtex.

I fragged a noob and now they look like a face-melty meatball.

That noob got hit with semtex and became a goopy mess.

I made a noob into a face-melty meatball. That’s n00bstew.

n00bstew is when you frag or semtex a noob and make them look like a roasted, goopy, exploded meatball. It’s the ultimate noob roast.

I fragged that noob and now they’re like a roasted meatball.

That noob got hit with semtex and now they’re a goopy mess.

I made n00bstew and it was the best roast I've ever done.

n00bster

A brainless twerp who thinks they’re good at games, but they’re just a walking disaster.

"You call that a move? You’re a n00bster, I swear!", someone after getting smashed by a tank.

"This noobster can’t even aim straight!", a tweet from a tank fan.

DM: "You’re a n00bster, and I’m not even mad.", from a Pet Shop Boys fan who lost a battle.

n00bster

A clueless internet dweeb who thinks they’re cool because they use the word n00bster.

"I’m not a noob, I’m a n00bster!", a kid who got kicked out of a game.

Tweet: "This n00bster can’t even log in properly!", from a tank commander.

DM: "You’re a n00bster, and I’m going to beat you up.", from a Pet Shop Boys fan who’s mad.

n00bster

A dumbass who uses the word n00bster like it means something, but it just means they’re bad at life.

"I’m not a noob, I’m a n00bster!", said by someone who got eliminated in the first round.

Tweet: "This n00bster can’t even type properly!", from a tank fan who’s sick of them.

DM: "You’re a n00bster, and I’m not even impressed.", from a Pet Shop Boys fan who’s annoyed.