n00btastic
Being a noob so basic you could’ve been a noob in the 80s like camping, using a noob cannon, or crying because your TV has static
I went camping and brought a book. I’m not a camper, I’m a bookworm.
I used a noob cannon and scared my dog. He ran away and got a job.
I cried because my TV had static. It was a silent scream.