n00btastic

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Acting like a total noob by doing things so basic even your grandma would laugh at you like going camping, using a noob cannon, or getting lost in a mall

I tried to camp and forgot my tent. Now I’m sleeping on the ground like a dog.

I used a noob cannon and hit my friend in the face. It was glorious.

I got lost in a mall and cried because there were too many stores.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Being such a noob that you do things so simple even a toddler would be ashamed of you like going camping, using a noob cannon, or eating a whole pizza in one sitting

I went camping and brought a pillow. I’m not a real camper, I’m a pillow camper.

I shot a noob cannon at my brother and he got a haircut.

I ate a whole pizza and then cried because I was full.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Being the worst kind of noob by doing the easiest things ever like camping, using a noob cannon, or crying because your coffee is cold

I went camping and slept in a tree. I’m not a camper, I’m a tree hugger.

I used a noob cannon and scared my mom. She screamed and got a soda.

I cried because my coffee was cold. It was a tragedy.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Doing things so noobish it’s like you were born in the wrong century like camping, using a noob cannon, or getting lost in a grocery store

I went camping and made a fire. It was a fire. Not a big deal.

I shot a noob cannon at my dad and he got a tattoo.

I got lost in a grocery store and bought 10 bags of chips.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Being a noob so basic you could’ve been a noob in the 80s like camping, using a noob cannon, or crying because your TV has static

I went camping and brought a book. I’m not a camper, I’m a bookworm.

I used a noob cannon and scared my dog. He ran away and got a job.

I cried because my TV had static. It was a silent scream.

by Slangipedia 2h ago