n00btastic - Doing things so noobish it’s like you were born in the wrong

Doing things so noobish it’s like you were born in the wrong century like camping, using a noob cannon, or getting lost in a grocery store

I went camping and made a fire. It was a fire. Not a big deal.

I shot a noob cannon at my dad and he got a tattoo.

I got lost in a grocery store and bought 10 bags of chips.