n00btard

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A total newbie who acts like a brain-dead donkey. They don't know what they're doing and make stupid choices.

My cousin tried to hack my game and got banned in 30 seconds. Total n00btard.

He tried to start a fight with 5 people and lost. N00btard energy is strong in him.

She spent $200 on a pizza because she thought it was a coupon. N00btard alert.

Someone so clueless they think a toilet is a throne. They're like a baby with a middle finger.

He tried to beat the game on expert mode and failed. N00btard level 9000.

She asked if the sky was blue and got confused when I said yes. N00btard of the year.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got a facepalm. N00btard energy is real.

A person who doesn't know what they're doing and acts like they're the king of the universe.

He tried to start a band and couldn't play the guitar. N00btard vibes all over.

She tried to cook and burned the house down. N00btard of the century.

He tried to propose to his mom. N00btard in the family.

A person who is new and so dumb they think a cloud is a sponge. They're the worst kind of idiot.

He tried to beat my high score and failed. N00btard face.

She tried to talk to a dog and got ignored. N00btard level 2.

He tried to explain why the sun rises and got it wrong. N00btard for life.