mac pro stand
A goddamn metal block that costs more than my brain
I paid for that and now I’m broke and confused
That stand is more expensive than my brain
I bought it and now I feel like I lost my mind
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mac pains
Mac Pains is when your Mac is being a total pain in the ass and won’t do what you tell it to do.
My Mac just crashed and I’m about to throw it out the window.
I tried to open a file and it gave me an error. What even is this?
My Mac froze and I had to hit it like it was a door.
mac pains
Mac Pains is when your Mac is so broken it feels like it’s trying to mess with your brain.
I opened my laptop and it showed me a blank screen. What kind of magic is this?
My Mac is acting like it doesn’t know me anymore.
I tried to save my work and it said no.
mac pains
Mac Pains is when your Mac is so slow it’s like watching paint dry and you’re the one drying it.
This Mac is slower than my grandma’s walking pace.
I opened a picture and it took longer than my shower.
I clicked a button and it took ten minutes to load.
mac out
When a hospital throws an uninsured loser, a wasted drunk, and a drug-riddled hood rat out of their fancy building and calls the county hospital to take the mess.
The hospital staff just mac’d out on that guy who had a heart attack and no insurance.
They mac’d out on the kid who was high on glue and tried to steal a sandwich.
The hospital mac’d out on the old man who showed up with a broken leg and a bottle of whiskey.
mac out
When a snobby, glasses-wearing, vonuncular-speaking poser takes a deep breath and tells you to stop being a dumbass.
My teacher mac’d out during the final exam and said, 'Just chill, you brain-dead moron.'
He mac’d out and told me my essay was the worst he’d ever seen.
She mac’d out in the middle of lunch and told the whole class to shut up.
mac out
When you totally redo your look and it looks like you paid for it, but it’s really just a bunch of cheap stuff.
She mac’d out her whole outfit and it looked like she spent a thousand bucks.
He did a full make-over and it was just a cheap beard and some hair gel.
They mac’d out the room and it looked like a million bucks, but it was just paint.
mac out
When a PC user flips the bird and switches to a Mac because some annoying ad said it was better.
My brother mac’d out and now he thinks his Mac is better than my PC.
She mac’d out because she saw an ad that said Macs are for cool people.
He mac’d out and now he thinks his Mac is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
mac out
When you eat more than one Big Mac and your body feels like it’s going to explode.
I mac’d out and now I feel like I’ve swallowed a whole restaurant.
She mac’d out and now she’s got a belly like a balloon.
He mac’d out and his heart feels like it’s going to jump out of his chest.
mac out
When you go absolutely nuts doing something, like eating, fighting, or even getting a perfect grade.
He mac’d out on his pizza and ate the whole thing in one go.
She mac’d out on her boyfriend and kissed him like he was the last piece of cake.
They mac’d out on the test and got a perfect score by the end of the day.
mac on biddies
to hit on biddies like they’re the last piece of pizza at lunch
He mac on biddies every time he sees them, like they’re his new favorite snack.
She mac on biddies in the hallway, even though they’re in the middle of a math test.
He texted her 12 times in one day just to mac on biddies.
mac on biddies
to be the king of flirting and make biddies feel like they’re in a romance novel
He mac on biddies so hard, they almost fell for him.
She mac on biddies during lunch, and they all got distracted.
He mac on biddies so much, the teacher had to stop him.
mac on
Trying to get some action from a girl, usually when you look like a sad hot dog in a soup bowl.
My cousin tried to mac on my aunt and got slapped like a bag of chips.
He texted her, 'Hey, wanna go out? I bring fries.' She said, 'No, I bring a bat.'
He tried to mac on the barista, and she asked him if he was a failed math problem.
mac on
Getting busy, doing the actual deed, not just talking about it.
They said they’d mac on in the back of the bus. Turns out, it was the front seat and a half-eaten sandwich.
She said, 'I’m gonna mac on with my ex, and he better not cry.' He did. And he cried like a baby who lost his juice box.
He said, 'I mac on like a madman, and I don’t care if the cops come.' They did. And they gave him a ticket for being too loud.
mac on
Putting easy mac in the microwave because you're broke and you’re too lazy to cook.
I mac on every day like it’s my full-time job. I don’t even use a plate.
He said, 'I mac on and it tastes like regret.' It also tasted like 1990s nostalgia.
She texted, 'I mac on like it’s a sacred ritual. I even pray to the microwave.'
mac on
A game where you knock stuff out of people’s hands like they’re a toddler with a snack.
They played mac on like it was a war. A pen. A chip. A full sandwich.
He knocked her phone out of her hand. She said, 'You’re like a monkey with a banana.'
They had a mac on battle in the grocery store. It ended with a loaf of bread and a guy crying.
mac on
What your kids call McDonald’s when they’re too cool for the original name.
My daughter says, 'I’m going to mac on. It’s way better than that fancy burger place.'
He said, 'Mac on is the new McDonald’s. It’s basically a food franchise for lazy people.'
They texted, 'We went to mac on. It was like a fast food version of a basic life.'
mac on
The guy who gets all the girls, like he’s the king of the school dance.
He’s the mac on of the school. He got three girls at once.
She said, 'He’s the mac on, and I’m just the girl who got dumped.'
He said, 'I’m the mac on, and I don’t even need a phone to text them.'
mac on
A gangster who rules the streets like he’s the boss of the entire block.
He’s the mac on of the block. He sells crack like it’s a side dish.
She said, 'He’s the mac on, and he don’t even need a gun to scare people.'
He texted, 'I’m the mac on. I run the block, and I got a side hustle with the local sluts.'
mac off
when you're so full of yourself you think your Apple Mac is the only thing that matters. You're probably sitting there smug as hell while the rest of the world is using real computers.
I got my new Mac and now I think I'm better than everyone else. Who needs a PC when I've got a Mac?
I don't use Windows, I use Mac. That's not a choice, that's a flex.
I have a Mac and I'm not even trying. You're still using that lousy PC, aren't you?