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when you're so full of yourself you think your Apple Mac is the only thing that matters. You're probably sitting there smug as hell while the rest of the world is using real computers.
I got my new Mac and now I think I'm better than everyone else. Who needs a PC when I've got a Mac?
I don't use Windows, I use Mac. That's not a choice, that's a flex.
I have a Mac and I'm not even trying. You're still using that lousy PC, aren't you?
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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when nerds sit around with their fancy Apple gadgets like they’re in some kind of elite club, and the only thing they talk about is iChat and how their iPhone is the best thing ever.
My friend’s always on iChat. He doesn’t even talk to me, he just texts his iPhone.
They only use iChat and their iPhone. What even is a real conversation?
They hang out with their Apple stuff, but they can’t even talk to each other properly.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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when someone brags about getting their 'Mac on' and then it turns into a disaster. Like, they tried to use it and it just failed in the worst way possible.
I said I was going to get my Mac on, and now my laptop is broken and I can't even play games.
He said he was going to get his Mac on, but now his computer is frozen and he's crying.
She said she was getting her Mac on, and now it's just a brick.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a word from Yorkshire meaning big, huge, or massive. Like, if you say someone’s a 'mac off', it means they're a giant.
He’s a real mac off, like he could eat a whole pizza by himself.
That truck is a mac off, it’s huge.
She’s a mac off, she could bench-press me.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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when Mac users talk about how their computers are way better than PCs. They act like PCs are for nerds, and Macs are for cool people.
I use a Mac and you use a PC? I must be cooler than you.
PCs are for nerds. Macs are for people with style.
Why would anyone use a PC when they could have a Mac?
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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when you use an Apple computer to do stuff like play games or scroll through the internet like it’s your whole life.
I use my Mac to play games, and it’s the best thing ever.
I spend all day on my Mac just scrolling through the internet.
My Mac is my life. I use it to play games, watch videos, and sometimes even talk to people.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a Cockney way of saying 'don’t treat me like a tit.' Like, if someone says 'two bob bit,' they're telling you not to be a total twerp.
He said, 'two bob bit,' and I knew he wasn't going to take any nonsense.
She said, 'two bob bit,' and I knew I wasn't going to be messed around.
I told him, 'two bob bit,' and he shut up immediately.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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