They said they’d mac on in the back of the bus. Turns out, it was the front seat and a half-eaten sandwich.

She said, 'I’m gonna mac on with my ex, and he better not cry.' He did. And he cried like a baby who lost his juice box.

He said, 'I mac on like a madman, and I don’t care if the cops come.' They did. And they gave him a ticket for being too loud.