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Trying to get some action from a girl, usually when you look like a sad hot dog in a soup bowl.

My cousin tried to mac on my aunt and got slapped like a bag of chips.

He texted her, 'Hey, wanna go out? I bring fries.' She said, 'No, I bring a bat.'

He tried to mac on the barista, and she asked him if he was a failed math problem.

Getting busy, doing the actual deed, not just talking about it.

They said they’d mac on in the back of the bus. Turns out, it was the front seat and a half-eaten sandwich.

She said, 'I’m gonna mac on with my ex, and he better not cry.' He did. And he cried like a baby who lost his juice box.

He said, 'I mac on like a madman, and I don’t care if the cops come.' They did. And they gave him a ticket for being too loud.

Putting easy mac in the microwave because you're broke and you’re too lazy to cook.

I mac on every day like it’s my full-time job. I don’t even use a plate.

He said, 'I mac on and it tastes like regret.' It also tasted like 1990s nostalgia.

She texted, 'I mac on like it’s a sacred ritual. I even pray to the microwave.'

A game where you knock stuff out of people’s hands like they’re a toddler with a snack.

They played mac on like it was a war. A pen. A chip. A full sandwich.

He knocked her phone out of her hand. She said, 'You’re like a monkey with a banana.'

They had a mac on battle in the grocery store. It ended with a loaf of bread and a guy crying.

What your kids call McDonald’s when they’re too cool for the original name.

My daughter says, 'I’m going to mac on. It’s way better than that fancy burger place.'

He said, 'Mac on is the new McDonald’s. It’s basically a food franchise for lazy people.'

They texted, 'We went to mac on. It was like a fast food version of a basic life.'

The guy who gets all the girls, like he’s the king of the school dance.

He’s the mac on of the school. He got three girls at once.

She said, 'He’s the mac on, and I’m just the girl who got dumped.'

He said, 'I’m the mac on, and I don’t even need a phone to text them.'

A gangster who rules the streets like he’s the boss of the entire block.

He’s the mac on of the block. He sells crack like it’s a side dish.

She said, 'He’s the mac on, and he don’t even need a gun to scare people.'

He texted, 'I’m the mac on. I run the block, and I got a side hustle with the local sluts.'