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A piece of shiny metal that costs more than your first car
I paid for that stand and still can't afford pizza
That thing is a waste of money and my hope
I bought it and now I'm broke and mad
mac pro stand
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A fancy footstool for rich people who also hate their backs
It’s just a footstool with a price tag that’s evil
I sit on it and feel like a king… for 10 minutes
I paid for it and my back still hurts like hell
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A goddamn metal block that costs more than my brain
I paid for that and now I’m broke and confused
That stand is more expensive than my brain
I bought it and now I feel like I lost my mind