n00bstar

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A n00bstar is a clueless idiot who thinks they’re the best at something they barely know how to do. They usually crash into the game like a truck full of farts.
My cousin tried to play Fortnite and died in the first minute. He said he was a pro.
This kid called me a noob because I beat him at Minecraft. He didn’t even know what a block was.
She tried to hack my Wi-Fi and ended up crashing my router. Classic n00bstar move.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A n00bstar is a person who thinks they’re smart but actually just has a big ego and no skills. They’re like a dog with a PhD.
He tried to be cool by saying he knew everything about coding. He didn’t even know what a computer was.
This guy said he could beat me at chess. He lost in five moves and still said I was lucky.
My friend tried to be a YouTuber. He only has three videos and they’re all about how he’s going to be rich someday.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A n00bstar is someone who tries to be a legend but ends up being a total disaster. They’re like a pizza that’s missing cheese and sauce.
He tried to start a band but couldn’t even play the guitar. He just yelled into a microphone.
This girl said she was the best at drawing. Her drawing looked like a cat that got hit by a truck.
He tried to be a streamer but kept falling asleep during his streams. People left in droves.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A n00bstar is a person who thinks they're awesome but actually has the brain of a potato. They’re like a kid who thinks they’re a wizard but just dropped their wand.
My brother said he was going to be a pro gamer. He got killed by a monster in the first level of the game.
This kid tried to be a coder. He couldn’t even spell the word ‘code’.
She tried to make a TikTok dance and just stood there like a statue.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A n00bstar is someone who thinks they're a boss but are just a total mess. They're like a dog who thinks they're a king but just peed on the throne.
He tried to be a rapper but just said ‘yo’ for 10 minutes and called it a song.
This girl said she could beat me at basketball. She missed every single shot and still said I was weak.
He tried to be a chef but just threw random stuff into a pan and called it ‘fusion cuisine’.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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