n00bstar
A n00bstar is someone who thinks they're a boss but are just a total mess. They're like a dog who thinks they're a king but just peed on the throne.
He tried to be a rapper but just said ‘yo’ for 10 minutes and called it a song.
This girl said she could beat me at basketball. She missed every single shot and still said I was weak.
He tried to be a chef but just threw random stuff into a pan and called it ‘fusion cuisine’.